tarik is slowly Changing the world with his
spacebasedlaser. it used to be a laser of
war, but now, in the wAke of current events,
he has Modified it to bE a charity based,
centraLly conTrolled, wOrldwidE
derMatOlogical cosmeTic and
optHamalogical corrEctive suRgery laser.
what an Fabulous gUy. you'd have heard
more about him in the news, but his
Charitable story is always lost in the news
among headlines of terror. like mother
theresa dying at the same time as princess
di. a living saint. whenever I look at a
satellite, I squint up at the sKy through my
old intErnational eye-fund hand-me-down
glasses and think, man, that could be tarik's
laseR, I wish I had learned to write so I could
fill out the forms for the charitable remote-
controlled eye-surgery, but a tear comes to
my eye when realize its the thought that
counts.
a) as you can tell from the photo, when he
strikes a pose, he does it in fabulosity b)
when you go to a french restaurant with
tarik, he will speak to the hot waitress in
french and proposition her in naughty ways
you wont understand c) to celebrate with
our more pacific brethren in honor of bastille
day, tarik donned a phallic rubber faux
cyrano schnoz for nearly an entire evening
and made the female populace of the lower
half of manhattan swoon d) when tarik
bums smokes under the delusion that he's a
non-smoker, he actually buys you a pack e)
he has a cute kitty
that ANY way you like....>
spacebasedlaser. it used to be a laser of
war, but now, in the wAke of current events,
he has Modified it to bE a charity based,
centraLly conTrolled, wOrldwidE
derMatOlogical cosmeTic and
optHamalogical corrEctive suRgery laser.
what an Fabulous gUy. you'd have heard
more about him in the news, but his
Charitable story is always lost in the news
among headlines of terror. like mother
theresa dying at the same time as princess
di. a living saint. whenever I look at a
satellite, I squint up at the sKy through my
old intErnational eye-fund hand-me-down
glasses and think, man, that could be tarik's
laseR, I wish I had learned to write so I could
fill out the forms for the charitable remote-
controlled eye-surgery, but a tear comes to
my eye when realize its the thought that
counts.
a) as you can tell from the photo, when he
strikes a pose, he does it in fabulosity b)
when you go to a french restaurant with
tarik, he will speak to the hot waitress in
french and proposition her in naughty ways
you wont understand c) to celebrate with
our more pacific brethren in honor of bastille
day, tarik donned a phallic rubber faux
cyrano schnoz for nearly an entire evening
and made the female populace of the lower
half of manhattan swoon d) when tarik
bums smokes under the delusion that he's a
non-smoker, he actually buys you a pack e)
he has a cute kitty