sarah

midvale school for the gifted

solid gold dancer/bringer of the hate

the sound of coast guard helicopters, inspiring vegetarians to eat meat, rock and/or roll, cooking, pirates, dusk, travel, monkeys (eek eek!), trying patience, muppets, beer, bourbon+blenheim's, cured pork products, monster trucks, duck confit, porcini mushrooms, flowers that look like explosions, anomalies, bocce ball

i like... kurt vonnegut and flannery o'connor and the dictionary and larousse gastronomique and reference books in general. also, 'the time traveler's wife' was pretty fantastic

any jeunet/caro, the goonies, the princess bride, time bandits, christopher guests vehicles, sixteen candles, weird science, todd solondz films. i want todd solondz and christopher guest to make a movie for me.

devo, pre-1987 duran duran, the cars, supergrass, boston, foreigner, supertramp, e.l.o., bread, glam rock, easy rock, ball rock

chuck jones looney tunes, home movies, wheelie and the chopper bunch, the muppet show, veronica mars

Scorpio

i am better at merging than most other drivers in california. i like cauliflower more than candy. i hate talking on the phone and generally, i hate people.
especially people who send me messages telling me that i
should go to burning man. not funny!

someone who won't try to convince me that i should go to
burning man. non-twitchy people. bonus points for chewing with your mouth
closed. someone who not only has a sense of humor, but is
actually *funny*. an errand boy, so i don't have to go to
the grocery store. please no more fucktards.