There's no one luckier than I, for I have a
Schlub. And she is just combustible. She's
almost always a pint of hilarity, but she's got
that sinister crease inbetween her eyebrows at
the ready and she won't hesitate to
introduce it into the conversation and get
right down to business when you need her to.
Very smart and original. A loyal schlub. And
when she cooks...oh....
I met Sheila at Impact's production of
her play SCAB (which ranks as one of my
fav plays EVER), and the fact that she
didn't run away screaming from us shows
how much ass she kicks. She's fun,
smart, hella gorgeous, and her plays
rock worlds regularly. Life just isn't
fair...
Schlub. And she is just combustible. She's
almost always a pint of hilarity, but she's got
that sinister crease inbetween her eyebrows at
the ready and she won't hesitate to
introduce it into the conversation and get
right down to business when you need her to.
Very smart and original. A loyal schlub. And
when she cooks...oh....
once narrowly escaped certain and
rapid death in the vortex that is my
cleavage. This is a true story.
her play SCAB (which ranks as one of my
fav plays EVER), and the fact that she
didn't run away screaming from us shows
how much ass she kicks. She's fun,
smart, hella gorgeous, and her plays
rock worlds regularly. Life just isn't
fair...
beef sandwich wrappers in my car and I
yelled at her and she cried.
million years -- kinda like large astral body
collisions.