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Ben Schlecht
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Interested In:
Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Feb 2004
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Hometown:
Fargo
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Company:
microsoft, ge, exxon, halliburton are my faves
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Ben's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/5926773
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Other education:
elementary+some junior high; banned for chronic incontinence
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Occupation:
Bar Fly
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Affiliations:
communists, socialists, green bloc, aarp, skull 'n xbones, masons, illuminati
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What I enjoy doing:
speculation, suicide, jelly beans, frog pies, potato salad w/mustard, grape jelly + peanut butter + lil smokies= yum, snowmobiles and ice fishing
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Favorite Books:
koran, i ching, anything braile
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Favorite Movies:
a river runs through it, waking life, pi
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Favorite Music:
j z, neil young, bone thugs, boo radleys, woody guthrie, hosty trio
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Favorite TV Shows:
jon stewart show, c-span, c-span 2, city council meetings
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About Me:
i like to drink beer and eat guacamole.
Like winnipeg manitoba.
went to chiapas. admire subcommadante marcos and ezln movement.
drink coffee often
smoke too much
yeah that too
went to church when little
no longer
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Who I Want to Meet:
napoleon, hitler, and saddam. britney spears too. i want
to meet someone who will buy my 1977 monte carlo with the
sole purpose of using it to win a demolition derby. vladimir putin (pooty poot)
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commie fascist fruit loop in the
shameful guise of some bleeding-heart,
economically minded student. dont turn
your back on him, he'll stick the knife in
deep!
valuable player in the local powder
puff minigolf tourny. He goes to the
weighroom every day before class,
and does 100 sit ups every night,
before bed. He's a real team
player. But, be carful, if you cross
him, he will crush you like a grape
in between Gov. Arnold's
Butcheeks.
suppose???...!!!..hmmm. I'll regret this
statement later I'm sure
he didn't, but I know that he is deeply
intimidated by my beauty and charm.
That makes his decision to snub me
understandable. It's difficult to entertain
a goddess on the sidewalk. Seriously
though Ben is a cool cat. Love him.
Love the Ben.
Eve he ripped my underpants, beat
me repeatedly with a large, full bottle
of Scope. When I passed out, he
coated me with powdered carpet
deodorizer, then made it permanent
with a thick layer of waffle syrup. The
next morning when I woke up, he had
let all the air out of both of my driver's
side tires. I'm still jealous I didn't
think of it first. By the way Ben, you
still owe me for the underwears and
my syrup-shelacked pants!
time. We kept chanting the mantra over
and over and over until we were sold on
it. Then we decided to drink beer and
got pissed at the world. That was the
last time we ever almost joined a
cult. God those blue eyes sing me
home...or are they green?
about the city council. He likes
local government. A fine trait. I
like to drink beer with Ben. I think
Wayne Brady likes Ben, too.
from the north you know. The cohens
made a movie about his life.
pokey or a backflip or any sort of
foolhardy antics which leave me
befuddled with wonderment, but he's
still a hell of a fellow in my book.
i do know that he mows his lawn, has a
cat, and drinks beer, all of which are
very, very satisfactory. kudos to
this entity named benjamin! He is
quite a pleasure to know.