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Schools:
Horace Mann School, Attended 1993 - 1997, Class of 1997
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College/University:
Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Attended 1997 - 2002, Class of 2002, Master's Degree, 6
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Occupation:
finance monkey
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Affiliations:
I'm a crip for life.
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Hobbies and Interests:
walking around, drinking jamba juice
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Favorite Movies:
deuce bigalow male gigolo, harold and kumar go to white castle
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Favorite TV Shows:
arrested development, daily show, family guy, PTI
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I'm brown.
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Who I Want to Meet:
women who yell at me CONSTANTLY
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not just because he's my only brother.
i have to say, he's a pretty great guy.
he imparted to me, a passion for
athletics. for example, when i was
little, he used to dress me up in all
his hockey goalie padding, make me
stand in front of the garage, and then
hurl lacrosse balls at me at 95 mph
until i ran away crying.
he always made sure i watched my
weight. when i was 7 he told me i
resembled a 430 pound woman named happy
on the maury povich show, and began to
make up petnames for me like "fatty"
and "chunkstyle."
he loves animals. he always makes sure
our cat is fed, and does so by
yelling "tina the cat is hungry, feed
him" when he is standing right in front
of the cat's dish.
don't get me wrong, the boy's not
perfect. he resembles a monkey, smells
like a goat, and he got beaten at
basketball by his little sister who is
a foot shorter than him. but he's still
a great guy. he watches out for his
little sister. once he even tried to
run over my ex boyfriend with our land
rover. that was truly one of his
shining moments.
so ladies if you're interested, he's
open minded (ie: beggars can't be
choosers) but you'll have to go through
me first.*
*i made the last girl he brought home
cry.
is smart as ever. a prepster with
elements of dissent. he wears those
plain black shirts to hide his hammer
and sickle tatoo.
pinched by janes and dicks!