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The wind blowing against my suit makes me look fat. Also, I am fat.
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"I seriously can't even get this website to work on my computer anymore. I was just able to access this "Edit Profile"..."
More about Simon
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Schools (Other):
The Taoist Institute of Los Angeles
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College/University:
Ithaca College, Attended 1997 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, Watching Things Fall Apart
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Occupation:
storyteller
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Hobbies and Interests:
the accumulation of despair
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Favorite Books:
A Feast of Snakes
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Favorite Movies:
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
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Favorite Music:
Flotation Toy Warning, The Sadies, the Handsome Family, the Aislers Set, Neutral Milk Hotel, cLOUDDEAD, Reckless Sleepers, John Coltrane, Ennio Morricone, Cannibal Ox, Low, Edan, Robbie Fulks, Qwel, Rob Sonic, Singapore Sling, Da Cartaz, Crooked Fingers, Bedhead, MF DOOM, the Unicorns, Air, Calla, Mahjongg, the like, the Thermals, Dizzee Rascal
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Favorite TV Shows:
Invader Zim
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
I seriously can't even get this website to work on my computer anymore. I was just able to access this "Edit Profile" feature by randomly clicking at invisible links on the left side of my screen. So if you try to send me messages through this site, well, sometimes I can find them and read them, and other times I can't. Apparently there's this other website called "MySpace" out there, but I wouldn't know anything about that.
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eat you're gonna disappearious. If you eat
too much you're gonna get delirious.
Eating is so so serious.
McDonaldland. Only he only smiles at
someone else's misfortune and he's
more of a jaundice color than purple.
He's not exactly fat either... I guess the
only way he's like Grimace when you
really get down to it is you can't figure
out what he is. Whatever it may be, you
know it is so far from human that it is
frightening.
underware, a dog that humps life sized stuffed
dogs, gangsta rap before gangsta rap was born,
and several cases of alcohol poisoning do not
equal a childhood, you jackass. thanks for the
'memories.'
the kind of nightmare thing that makes
you wake up and pull the sheets up to
your nose because you are paralyzed
with fear. He hides in shadows, closets,
what have you. I didn't even believe that
Simon existed until that horrible day.
Simon is proof that if God exists, He
sure doesn't care about the fate of
humanity.
general feasability of special feelings,
we got angry at each other. Then
decided to go for that next bottle of MD
20/20. Later we looked at a spider
and were a little scared. Wobbling
home I suspect our adolescent minds
knew full well what was in store for each
and every one of us.... Do we
deserve it? We have agreed not to ask
that question ever again. Thumbs up
15 hours straight with Simon. That
day, Simon decided that the only food
he will eat is beef jerky the whole
trip.
At 4am, we were in the middle of
nowhere, and we decided to stop for
gas. After we filled up, we both went
into the store to get some stuff.
As I was getting a soda, Simon shopped
for some of Northern Nevada's finest
beef jerky. Simon then asked the man
behind the counter which on is the
best. The man reached down behind the
counter and pulled out a stash of his
own "private stock." The man said that
he had recently killed, smoked, and
jerkied the meat himself.
Simon reaches for a piece, grabs one,
eats it, and smiles.
and after 10 months of poverty I moved to
Athens, GA. Simon took the other route and
moved back to Los Angeles. In my own small
way, I felt guilty for "causing" Simon to move
back to a city which he seemed to hate and
fear. (New Paragraph) However, the
Friendster website has just now exposed to
me FIVE pictures of Simon smiling. SMILING,
and interacting with people who appear to not
just tolerate, but actually encourage and
possibly SHARE Simon's insane brilliance.
Look at him, he's beaming! And the
possibility that he is living a meaningful,
creatively fulfilling life in Los Angeles is
KILLING ME INSIDE. I'd better get back to
work...Oh, also, Simon is solely responsible for
this little ticker thing that is telling me how
many characters I can have left. The answer is
141.
nice guy, but with a little bit of an edge. For
example he'll go on a walk with some girl
through a park and pick them some flowers.
Then he'll knife a hobo. Works every time,
too.