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Ms.Showalter Patton
Ms.Showalter's Friends
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Interested In:
Dating Men
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
chumpville tn
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Company:
the irish robot assembly factory, updateing your robots to drink while bringing you drinks, because thats all robots are good for yaknow.....fart.
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Ms.Showalter's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/594911
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Other education:
school of COOL, phhhssst!
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Occupation:
beer receptical
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Affiliations:
"the bottom rung" alcoholic bowling league
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What I enjoy doing:
MICHAEL SHOWALTER!my hot roommate, accordions, irish men, wishful thinking, being the king of things, talking beercans, beer, dr.carter, showing you up, dumpster diving, peeing is public, the beach in my dreams, no comment from the peanut gallery comics, a-line dresses, and endless supply of beer.
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Favorite Books:
the asshole guide to jerks, how to get beat up, put me in the ER please, no i'm telling you.
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Favorite Movies:
the boondocks saints, wet hot american summer
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Favorite Music:
a silver mt. zion, wet labia, m02, lucero, the mountaingoats.owen, mates of state, tmbg, phillip collins, misfits, bright eyes, john vanderslice, mirah, the thermals
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Favorite TV Shows:
my love is like a dark cloud full of rain thats always right there up above ya.
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About Me:
i make food that is three inches wide on plates that are a foot and a half wide. i always get stuff on the side and have to clean up the plate.
i also get drunk and sew crooked lines in fabric. and dream about the beach and sexual escapades.
i am currently working on a comic,which you will want,take my word for it. and you can sometimes see me ride by on my bike if you look close enough. i currently love only one boy heart and soul,but he doesn't like me. you can also find some of the fruits of my sewing labors in the next month or so at "avalon" located in the heart of oakland,pitt,pa. under the tag "the alpha female" support your local jokes! love jennyjo
i play accordion, be my friend. i love you. to read more on this visit your local www.livejournal.com/users/generalpatton
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Who I Want to Meet:
michael showalter next week, for our marriage.........so pathetic,so,so pathetic.
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come to my eyes as I think of our
sisterly relationship and how I tried to
make out with you in my sleep. You
should transfer over to myspace like all
the other kiddos in the know!
Youre lying to us. None of it is true.
Everything is false. I mean, c'mon, not
only do you NOT live in Ellicottville, but
do you even really still like MO2??? Be
honest, those guys SUCK with a
capital "Ess". Point is, do it. Or else.
deep, so tragic. Sometimes we can't
help ourselves. We delve into the
darkest of evils. We do things that
only good brothers and sisters can do.
We will be damned but true love will
prevail...
the things and the stuff from that one
time. I'm pretty sure that was you!
my genitalia. I feel the intimacy of
sweet seduction on a quiet sunday
afternoon. After coyly reading comic
books you suddenly rip off your clothing
and crawl kitty cat style across your
soft bed covered in silken sheets.
bite them off, put them in a jar and
stare. so purty.
my head off and throw it against the
wall. Represent.