The mischievous god of Norse mythology, Loki is a liar and a cheat. That's alright though, because we love him anyways! He is a shape-shifter, able to change his form to suit his needs. Loki is always ready to play a not-so-lighthearted prank.

You will have lots of money. Having lots of money will allow you to buy pretty things, and socialize with pretty people. Maybe all the cash will even bring you happiness?

You aren't an alcoholic; you just like to drink. You really like drinking. It's a hobby! Having hobbies is healthy. Life shouldn't be all work. Raise a glass to yourself, and enjoy another drink!

It's both modern and fashionable. Perhaps you have a genetic disposition for it? Perhaps you've done a bit too much of the booze and cigarettes? Your fate is already certain, so prevention isn't really an option. Party it up!