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"I had a dream about Joey Jerimiah last night.
I used to have a reoccuring dream that I was being chased around my..."
More about Sheehan
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Occupation:
Private Dancer
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Affiliations:
St. Mary of the Snow, Italian American Elk Masons, Olive Afficionados, Fine Diner's
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Hobbies and Interests:
designing and selling clothes, miniature bearlike animals as house pets, redecorating my apartment weekly, talking about gardening and never doing it and street fights
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Favorite Books:
authors; D. Foster Wallace, D. Sedaris, Phillip Roth, B. Easton Ellis, Michael Chaubon
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Favorite Music:
I hate music, it distracts me from myself.
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Favorite TV Shows:
I watch (exclusively) family videos (74-83) and dance recitals (87-93)
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
I had a dream about Joey Jerimiah last night.
I used to have a reoccuring dream that I was being chased around my neighborhood by Olivia Newton John and John Travolta, in this dream he wanted to sexually assault me, another reoccuring dream was of Jack the Ripper chasing me around a caldroun, again, trying to sexually assault me...I am often chased by celebrities in my sleep. Most recently, I had a dream I was having sex with a close relative, this is not the first time I've had this dream, in the same night, I dreamed that I was making out with an old man who was showing off to me about his cars, they were not even that hot. He selected an lame LeBaron or something where we were to copulate. Things were getting pretty hot, with this old, gross guy, until he put his cigarette out on my thigh, bit into my shoulder and as I screamed he said to me, "This is the scary part." All this while I was in bed with a new lover...
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Who I Want to Meet:
I would rather describe who I have been meeting...
Your divorced uncle with a limp, buck teeth with a forrest green, early ninties leather sectional sofa, a wall street career, a liking for weed, a 15 year old boys libido with a very age appropriate poorly functioning mechanism, ladies I'll hook you up with the digits...
Joey Buttofuco's Greek dopelganger, with a slight lisp, a passion for tanning, a torn rotator cuff from lifting "pretty hard", a love of wide hips, the ability to keep a small dab of blue cheese within the crevace of his lips for several hours, an overpowering connection to Florida and above all, an unfortunate lack of generosity with his (yet again) Wall Street cash.
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How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand
When I'm with her I'm confused, out of focus and bemused, and I never know exactly where I am...
Unpredictable as weather
She is flightly as a feather
She's a darling
She's a demon
She's a lamb
She'd out pester any pest; drive a hornet from it's nest
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is gentle; she is wild
She's a riddle; she's a child
She's a headache
She's an angel
She's a girl...
once frolicked in the snow and played on
waterslides together whilst drinking highballs
and wearing fur... what happened to you,
Sheehan? Come back!
and xmass, and kwanza and
chaaanaukkah, tell you what,
remember that hat i left at your party a
few years ago?........
keep it, smell it, touch it. and think of
me when you do
-love taylor
same time. she once had shock-rockin
sex in her van in front of my apartment
building with my daughter's godfather.
it was truly spectacular.
she also took a photo of me clasping an
enormous dildo while wearing a cat
mask.
sheehan has beautiful skin and a
winning personality.
like you.. :) hope to get to know you
better.. mwah :)
dummy...but a dummy for Shee
Shee's love.
of this fine lass, shear torture, shear
aching passionate torture, to be so
close, to do her creaky bidding, yet to
go virtually unnoticed. Were I but a
bedspring, I'd ask you to kill me, for I
could take not the pain of being so
near, yet so hideously far, from her
fair and beaueous behind.
Sheehan enlivens/ a hot July rooftop
like /nobody's business.
heart of sequins and tulle.
sheehan to live with me in new york so
that she can be my personal stylist and
we can make snotty jokes about boys
that take paxil. i miss her even when
she's around because i know it will
just be another eight months or so
until i see her. she is a genius of
uncommon vision, a true blue friend, a
thrift store guru and ever so much
more...