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I PITTY DA FOOL...!
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"I hate sweet tea. That should say it all."
More about Jeff
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Schools (Other):
School of Hard Knocks
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Occupation:
Professional
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Affiliations:
damn... I wish I were affiliated.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Filling out silly text forms like this one
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Favorite Books:
Without Remorse, The Metomorphisis, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lord of the Rings
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Favorite Movies:
Ghostbusters, The Burbs, Donnie Darko, The Fith Element, Rain Man, Office Space, Saving Private Ryan, Desperado, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Run Ronnie Run!, Cannibal the Muscial, Death to Smoochy
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Favorite Music:
Jazz, Blues, Rock, Classical & Opera, Velvet Underground, Black Sheep, De La Soul, The Clash, Bob Marley & the Wailers, Pablo & the Hemphil Seven, Soultero, The Walkmen, Interpol, Squirell Nut Zippers, Roger Miller
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Favorite TV Shows:
TV blows ass.
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About Me:
I hate sweet tea. That should say it all.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who can honestly claim they've never...
That's the perfect woman.
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run. see jeff's premature
balding...er...um...
just kidding. jeff, you rock. only on the
way to your house, on your birthday,
would I actually ram a cop car with my
own. stay up.
(referring to my last testimonial.)
always have your back. He'll also have
another beer. . . no, make that two.
Jeff alters his facial hair about
everyday. Sometime a goatee, sometimes
a full beard, sometimes a moustache,
and sometimes just a shadow. If Jeff
were ever to cease being interesting,
you would at least have the daily
facial hair metamorphosis to ponder.
ya...yeh... yeah you go get'em
girls... heh... i'll tell you this
for sure, he won't stay single for long
i'll betcha...he's a regular ollll
A+....heh
torso riding a wee little scooter, it
is important to understand several
things: First, he's just comfortable
with his sexuality. Second, what makes
America great is our ability to accept
strange cultures despite how stupid
they seem to be. Third, he masturbates
whilst looking in a mirror before
collapsing in tears.
man no excuse to take off his shirt.
His nipples are too stunning for the
likes of mortals, and shall someday be
pinched by the Gods of tomorrow! "You
have the right to remain sexy, anything
I have can and will be rubbed against
you in a bedroom loft."