Michael taught me how to relish, how to
laugh, how to read, how to listen, and
he familiarized me with the process of
knowing. Without him, I would be so
lost, so sterile, and I would still be
bumbling through trashy postmodern
novellas. Michael freed me from the
confines of contemporary grammar, he
freed me from crappy hip hop, he freed
me from entrenched proto-Victorian
propriety. He is an inventor, an
artist, a diplomat, a scientist, and
the alpha male.
Michael has listed 'K Street' as one of his
favorite TV shows -- despite the fact that he
is, in fact, 'K Street' itself. his listing of it on his
Friendster page is biased and therefore illegal.
Mike is literally number one. No
seriously literally. It's like his
job. He appears in all kinds of
newspapers and math books. He
frequently appears on my checking
account statements (right next to lots
of zeros right buddy yeah ka-ching!).
If you feel like something is missing
from your life check it out -- it
might be the #1. (My mom loves Mike.
Platonically. And my mom's hard core.)
mike rocks, with or without mustache.
he has an unparallelled appreciation
for good food, ultimate frisbee,
and "jackie brown," (which i also loved-
- take that, brian perkins!) he cracks
me up and is secretly real good at
computers.
mike is one of the nicest and most
easygoin' well-read fellahs you could
ever expect to meet! unless of course,
you cross him. then he's a hurricane of
teeth and nails and ham-fisted body
blows. so watch out, mighty warriors.
laugh, how to read, how to listen, and
he familiarized me with the process of
knowing. Without him, I would be so
lost, so sterile, and I would still be
bumbling through trashy postmodern
novellas. Michael freed me from the
confines of contemporary grammar, he
freed me from crappy hip hop, he freed
me from entrenched proto-Victorian
propriety. He is an inventor, an
artist, a diplomat, a scientist, and
the alpha male.
know. and he knows the secrret of
how to make it on jeopardy.
favorite TV shows -- despite the fact that he
is, in fact, 'K Street' itself. his listing of it on his
Friendster page is biased and therefore illegal.
greater than mine. I am, however, much
better at Boggle. This makes Michael
cooler than me.
indeed true. However, the absolute
pinnacle of his magnificence lies in the
fact that the man can bake bread.
lothario. With short locks, he is a
daredevil. Try, Indian Runner, to
outpace his magnetism,. You will
lose.
seriously literally. It's like his
job. He appears in all kinds of
newspapers and math books. He
frequently appears on my checking
account statements (right next to lots
of zeros right buddy yeah ka-ching!).
If you feel like something is missing
from your life check it out -- it
might be the #1. (My mom loves Mike.
Platonically. And my mom's hard core.)
haircuts aren't stable. he's got bone
spurs. and yet... and yet... what can
one say other than: !que viva miguel!
he has an unparallelled appreciation
for good food, ultimate frisbee,
and "jackie brown," (which i also loved-
- take that, brian perkins!) he cracks
me up and is secretly real good at
computers.
easygoin' well-read fellahs you could
ever expect to meet! unless of course,
you cross him. then he's a hurricane of
teeth and nails and ham-fisted body
blows. so watch out, mighty warriors.