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She was feeding ducks. I was hiding behind bread.
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"Hi, my name is Ms. Calamity J, and I make http://flickr.com/photos/vampirefriends/
There is a lot of hay and Meow Mix at..."
More about J Period
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Schools (Other):
New England School of Acupuncture (2004 - 2006); University of Virginia
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College/University:
University of Virginia, Attended 1999 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Disgruntled Americans and Pop Culture
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Occupation:
research bitch and grad school dropout
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Affiliations:
Grad School Dropouts United Against Grad School Evil. Unitarian Universalism
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Hobbies and Interests:
cooking, critters, progressive politics, having good boundaries, road trips, creative nonfiction, hip hop, garage sales, acupuncture, blogs, my friends, this american life, finding things on the side of the road, hating on new england weather, the south pole, hanging out with no goal in mind, cuddling, shamanism, growing stuff, you
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Favorite Books:
Once upon a time my new years resolution was to not read.
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Favorite Movies:
edward siscssor hands, the ratcatcher, spirited away, i
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Favorite Music:
I like lots of types of music, but I probably know less about it than you. I tend to enjoy old time songs about Jesus, emo shit from bands you've heard of and I havent, stuff with interesting beat structures, and anything extolling the virtues of pussy.
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Favorite TV Shows:
I would kill my television, but we are so so so very in love.
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About Me:
Hi, my name is Ms. Calamity J, and I make http://flickr.com/photos/vampirefriends/
There is a lot of hay and Meow Mix at my house. I don't eat it, but the critters do. I once had aspirations to be a crazy cat lady when I grew up, but I had to make other plans a few summers ago when we took this stray pregnant cat in off the mean streets of Somerville who managed to bolster the household's human to animal ratio to something like 1:3.5. Regardless, I'm fond of Les critters. But not in a crazy, cat and bunny show circuit bitch sort of way. More in like a crazy, warm-fuzzy, I'll change the lyrics of bad pop music songs to sing your praises when nobody is around sort of way.
I don't know much about anything, but that has never gotten in the way of my penchant to shoot the shit in meandering conversations about everything.
I don't really plan on getting knocked up now or in the future. I am not really sure what I'll do with the rest of my life, but I hope that it involves lots of really bad tv, semi-benign troublemaking and heirloom tomatoes.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Oh wow, I dropped out of grad school. If you have $$$ and are in the mood to share, let's talk. No, really. I'm serious.
If you are a WMBR DJ, chances are, I want to meet you.
And interesting folks. Or a drunk Paula Abdoul. Or both.
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oh, and I wooped Batmans ass.
pageant was atrocious. You were cute
and the swaddling clothes were
convincing on you, but HELLO! I don't
have a VAGINA!
bunnies, and other cutie pie furry
animals nobody does it like ms j. You
are a blessing to us all and we all love
you very much. Sending you hugs
down the mass pike!!! XOXOXOX
rocking gal. You wear cool mary jane
shoes. You are a wicked cool theory whore.
You are good at treating me like a little old
lady - thanks for your efforts!. You are
Noho's newest and raddest cit. Thanks for
lighting up everyone's world. Major props to
basilique and grets too.
my sassy sissita! i love her. she is
the raddest lady in world, the reason
i am a feminist, and the inspirational
source of much of my self love. she is
terribly messy, horrendously smart,
and has a queer fag-hagged attraction
to male homoeroticism, which only a
sissy can truly understand. together
we will knit the revolution!
fabulousness of J. Let it be known
that she is really great. never will i
meet another soul so willing ready and
eager to remove superflous cat hair, or
for that matter another soul so
dedicated, in general, to the happiness
and health of cats, bunnies, hamsters,
squirrels, dogs, et al. if you have a
cat that is feeling under appreciated,
if you feel you are just too busy to
appreciate it yourself (a bad sign to
be sure), i recommend hiring j. to do
the job. this would be a good career
move for her and an immeasurably wise
move for you, emotionally-aloof-cat-
owner. J.'s talents actually far
exceed fuzzy animal adoration. she is
kind and affectionate and has lots of
energy and i am so glad that i know
her.