Greg Fodor

Cornell University, High Technology High School

Cornell University, 參加 1999 - 2004, 年 2004, 碩士學位, Computer Science

Startup lifestyle like it's 1999

Not getting dead, computer graphics algorithms, puppies, keeping a 'low profile'

Atlas Shrugged, Fountainhead, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Gregory the Terrible Eater

Office Space, Super Troopers, The Big Lebowski, Billy Madison

Reznor, Radiohead, Weezer, Dmitry from Paris, Oakenfold, Counting Crows, Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Weird Al Yankovic, you name it (anything besides country music)

Family Guy, Sifl and Olly

I'm known nationally for my ability to procrastinate. I am
an expert gas-pumper. I am literate, have basic math
skills, and know the entirety of the Star Spangled Banner,
the Pledge of Allegiance, and most of the Boy Scout Pledge.

People often refer to me as "male," "alive," and "Greg." I
have successfully fallen asleep nearly every day for the
past 22 years. I have an intrinsic knowledge of several
games of skill, such as "Go Fish," "Checkers," and have
nearly mastered the rules of "Chess."

I have been a licensed New Jersey driver for 5 years. I
have friends who have seen important people on TV. I have
sucessfully used e-mail on many occasions. I am priviledged
in the fact that I have been a passenger on an airline
flight. People often comment on my ability to parallel park
in three moves.

I have never lost, or played, a game of Backgammon. I have
operated the grill at several barbecues. I use call
waiting. My computer password has numbers in it.

I have sampled a wide variety of the world's cuisines, from
Italian, to Mexican, to Chinese, to American. I make a mean
cup of coffee, or tea, if that's what you're into.

I have successfully revised a friendster profile.

Please do not be intimidated -- despite all this I am very
down to earth and easy to talk to.

(What the hell does 'Just here to help?' mean? Voluntary Friendster technical support?)

drunk fat girls, Mark Frank, John Carmack (in no particular order)