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"I'm known nationally for my ability to procrastinate. I am
an expert gas-pumper. I am literate, have basic math
skills,..."
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Schools (Other):
Cornell University, High Technology High School
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College/University:
Cornell University, Attended 1999 - 2004, Class of 2004, Master's Degree, Computer Science
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Occupation:
Startup lifestyle like it's 1999
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Hobbies and Interests:
Not getting dead, computer graphics algorithms, puppies, keeping a 'low profile'
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Favorite Books:
Atlas Shrugged, Fountainhead, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Gregory the Terrible Eater
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Favorite Movies:
Office Space, Super Troopers, The Big Lebowski, Billy Madison
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Favorite Music:
Reznor, Radiohead, Weezer, Dmitry from Paris, Oakenfold, Counting Crows, Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Weird Al Yankovic, you name it (anything besides country music)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Family Guy, Sifl and Olly
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About Me:
I'm known nationally for my ability to procrastinate. I am
an expert gas-pumper. I am literate, have basic math
skills, and know the entirety of the Star Spangled Banner,
the Pledge of Allegiance, and most of the Boy Scout Pledge.
People often refer to me as "male," "alive," and "Greg." I
have successfully fallen asleep nearly every day for the
past 22 years. I have an intrinsic knowledge of several
games of skill, such as "Go Fish," "Checkers," and have
nearly mastered the rules of "Chess."
I have been a licensed New Jersey driver for 5 years. I
have friends who have seen important people on TV. I have
sucessfully used e-mail on many occasions. I am priviledged
in the fact that I have been a passenger on an airline
flight. People often comment on my ability to parallel park
in three moves.
I have never lost, or played, a game of Backgammon. I have
operated the grill at several barbecues. I use call
waiting. My computer password has numbers in it.
I have sampled a wide variety of the world's cuisines, from
Italian, to Mexican, to Chinese, to American. I make a mean
cup of coffee, or tea, if that's what you're into.
I have successfully revised a friendster profile.
Please do not be intimidated -- despite all this I am very
down to earth and easy to talk to.
(What the hell does 'Just here to help?' mean? Voluntary Friendster technical support?)
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Who I Want to Meet:
drunk fat girls, Mark Frank, John Carmack (in no particular order)
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to let him roam on his own for fear of
what may occur. He uses the
expression, "I haven't had enough to
drink yet" so much that you'd think he
was always sober, but you would be
wrong. In fact, he once hadn't "had
enough to drink yet" so he had 6 shots
of tequila immediately then proceeded
to spread rumors about 'puking on
pepper [the dog].' If you ever hear
the distand sounds of a forced russian
accent late at night, you could be
safe to assume that gpez is
approaching and is probably curious to
ask you if you know where the after
party is. He, also, is a fast typer.
math help... thx. I would turn to my
sister Leslie but the supers and
dupers overwelm me. Your swell and i
enjoy you. You also make me chuckle.
You remind me of some type of food...
but i'm not sure what. You should come
sleepover on our couch again...
sleepovers are always fun! Anyways...
my pet sloth is running away and i
must go get it before it eats my
neighbors. Later days...
ever having a BBQ, what you do is, you
get Greg and you let him operate the
grill. You won't regret it.
HUMANITY FOR A CYBERNETIC ETERNITY.
TAKE THE FINAL STEP YOU FEMALE
REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN!
sure if coming out of the closet through
a friendster testimonial was really the
best idea, but i agreed (who am i to
turn down a friend in need). so yes,
fellas, greg is gay. and he's
interested in being fairly promiscuous,
so if you or anyone you know is looking
for a gay old time, message greg. he is
ALWAYS looking for man ass and other
kinds of guy-on-guy action. just let
him know! there you go, greg... i hope
you're happy now. :-)
grow up...he has the coolest games and
lives with crazy fun hotelies who make
the tastiest drinks.
to be the best little secretary there
ever was?! Greg has a deft
understanding of what it takes to
assist in administrative functions,
effectively utilizing his handy pencil
and dated deskpad, with his witty
procrastination poster to make my life
so much easier! Besides that Greg has
a finely honed girl-whine-filter, an
amazing x-box, and a tender
appreciation for all things Hitler.
It's also really scary how uncannyily
he resembles Ewan McGregor, especially
after having denied it, then finally
seeing the light when Ewan aka Greg's
face was on a huge movie screen in
Moulin Rouge. THAT was a scary
experience. Greg is the master of all
things computadora, including being a
wizard and a genius at fixing them!
He got rid of the matrix from my
computer screen with the use of one
screwdriver and all his brain power.
I could almost see my motherboard
shudder with fright as Greg approached
it. Greg also appreciates the 40s and
the Britney Spears parties because it
don't matter to da Jesus. Greg's
favorite road trip food is beef jerky
so he is a good companion to have
because he's also a good
sharer...unless I'm running late for a
flight to Vegas. Greg also has a
really cool "wallet" for lack of a
better word to describe the "spoon",
and is always down to eat some tasty
collegetown bagel. He's a fan of all
things turkey club sandwich if you're
ever in a pickle with him.
the back of the pack. Maggoooootttt!
of this incredible synthetic lifeform.
Maybe one day I can use it to grow my
own CraigMack...one can only
dream...then I could break into any
kmart just by him looking at it...