dirty uncle brad lambert

old

walker of the earth

bringing the rock, skidz, jolt cola and dance parties, music snobbery even though i have bad taste, smashing the state, bringing the ruckus, dodgeball, shooting guns and talking about revolution, throwing down for real and not just talking about it, debunking gender race and class stereotypes, going there, knocking the teeth out of people who deserve it, hanging out with womyn who are angry about the straight white male power structure that i embody but fight against

the dark knight returns and other work by frank miller, cunt, ender's game, the lord of the rings trilogy, pretty in punk, anything by hunter s. thompson or hemingway, on the road, the power and the glory

the blues brothers, fight club, the powerpuff girls movie, wild zero, hedwig, donnie darko, anything by peter jackson or sam raimi, john cusack movies, the d.o.a. series, stuff directed by takashi miike, kubrick, kung fu, star wars

murder city devils, kansas city stars, johnny cash, the blacks, dead prez, atari teenage riot, blatz, the clash, shark pants, ramones, minor threat, bikini kill, hank williams I and III, fleshies, melt banana, bands that you can hang out with after shows

that one show that comes on when you turn the tv off, i like to call it life.

i try to be the sort of person that i would want to be friends with and it seems to work out ok. i want to live in a place where nobody tries to tell me or anyone else what to do or what to think, some people call that anarchy and i'm one of them. i want to be a functioning part of a positive community that makes my surroundings and the rest of the world a better place. i live at the broken glass house in chico which is a place that you should go to at least once because it is awesome. i am probably the best armed member of the chico punk rock scene so if nazi skinheads are chasing you around, come on over and we'll fuck em up with my arsenal, i fake at being able to play music but i'm in some cool bands. the rumor is that i'm a big teddy bear but i'm 99% sure i can beat you at arm wrestling, i recently came to terms that i have extreme alcoholic tendencies and am working on conquering my character weaknesses, while still having a hell of a good time. i have ideas sometimes that somebody should write down and pursue because if i had the time to follow through on every idea i had, the world would be way cooler, i just need more time. the last time i fell in love, it almost killed me but i really want to do it again. you can pretty much figure out my story by listening to young til i die by 7seconds and b.i.g. respect by dead prez, it's pretty much all in there.

the people that don't want to buy in, sell out, conform, or give up. the people who are the people they want to be. anyone with that fire inside of you that makes you fight for your beliefs. the people who weren't cool in high school. people who don't feel weird if they don't shower every day. fellow flag burners, ribbon stealers, cop fighters, and system fuckers. allies.