Douglas

      Ann Triumphant, Doug Bemused (and sunburn !!?)

      "My socks are as mis-matched as yours aren't save you carO) I only have one pair of jeans which i wash on fridays and wear..."

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      • Harry
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      • First off I am drunk,secondly tommorow is thanksgiving but I will not celebrate until friday because some hippy told me not to. This is imporatnt context as to why I am about to write what i have below. Doug, "Heart of Darkness" is minor Conrad(sorry it is the most pretentious nonsensical thing i could think of give me a break jesus!!!) testing testing ok let me try this Doug-aganda again. Doug is sweet as nectar and sour as patch. The guy is one of the smartest bastards I have ever met in my life. His views on the Isreali-Palestinian conflict disturb me and get me all riled up which is in essence early Riggsian tactics to corner his oponent and just when you think you mastered the yellow-holed grid with your black hockey puck Doug throws down his red hockey puck and...BAM!!! CONNECT FOUR! But seriously Doug is awesome he watched hackers with me like twenty times, that was really nice of him everyone else made fun of me and threw tiny pickles. What knowone else had that dream
      • Kristen
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      • Doug still doesn't listen to my opinions, even though I'm always right. And he never, EVER, calls me back. When he does either one of these, I will return and write something much nicer...
      • Buffman
      • Posted
      • Doug claims to know sports,
        participating in many fantasy league's.
        He'll even boast of his success. What
        he won't tell you is that he sleeps in the
        long shadow of his brother, who sits
        atop fantasy lore. I believe in years
        past that it was his brother running his
        teams, kind of a puppet master. Which
        begs the question, who is Doug really?
        Who's pulling his strings?
      • Austin
      • Posted
      • Dear Other Side of the Ocean (and half a
        continent, but who's counting... besides
        me. Seriously, I'd like to know. Who the
        hell is counting?! SOMEONE NEEDS
        TO BE COUNTING, DAMMITT! See, this
        is what's wrong with the world today. No
        one takes any damned responsibility
        anymore. No one's counting. And we
        wonder why the world is in the sorry state
        it's in. Geez. If we don't take action, if
        we don't count, then who will? No one.
        That's who. Put that in your pipe and
        smoke it. It's time people, it's time to take
        responsibility).... um, where was I? Oh
        yeah. Doug's cool and I miss him, even
        he threatens to kill me, tho that's just
        because he's jealous that his girlfriend
        made the raptor sound for me and not
        him (hhmm, that sounded kinda dirty).
        Anywhat, Doug is the man with the plan
        and I feel confident that he's taking care
        of the group without me, despite
        being mired in the Fallujah of estrogen
        that is MAPH Social Group A.
      • Austin
      • Posted
      • It's certainly possible Doug didn't kill that
        man in Toledo, though that doesn't
        explain why he keeps the body parts in
        the fridge
      • Scott
      • Posted
      • Doug is a deadly gun fighter and don't
        let him tell you different. I was
        there when he single-handedly shot
        fifteen people without even being
        noticed. (Some thought it was
        raining) Doug's a good man to have on
        your side. Plus he frequently carries
        a flask. I wish I was more like
        Doug. (Sorry I couldn't make the
        party, but I hope you enjoyed the PBR-
        Happy B-Day).

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