Noah Bailey

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      • Natalie
      • Posted
      • there are very few people i've missed
        since i've been out here in frog-land...but
        mr. noah is definately one of
        them...what i wouldn't give for a ride in
        his sexy mini-van (does it still make that
        odd noise) to go get some tex-
        mex...peace, love, and burritos, dude...
      • Brennan
      • Posted
      • Noah once offered to show me his testicles at
        a party. I wrote a paper about it for the
        International Journal of Visual Anthropology,
        but I pretended I was on the isle of Tonga
        when it happened.
      • Amelia
      • Posted
      • Mr. B, last week I had to sit in a closet and
        answer phones for a radio pledge drive while
        some fag in an army jacket played elliott
        smith with the lights out. I just watched the
        "glory days" video in my head.
      • Kris
      • Posted
      • Noah comes from Texas. Kerry von
        Erich was from Texas, he had a fake
        foot from the calf down. Noah doesn't.
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • Noah, I promise to quit smoking just
        for you. I would hate to turn you
        off. The best thing about being
        around Noah is that he will ALWAYS
        make you laugh...not because he's
        funny-looking, but because he has the
        BEST dead baby jokes.
      • Ruby
      • Posted
      • Tell Noah to "be creative." He loves
        it. This is one funny mofo. I'm going
        to miss him with his fave "Century of
        Women On Top" tees (or is that MY
        favorite?), cracking his Twin Tower
        Jenga jokes, and singin' his Top Gun
        lungs out. Take care and good luck in
        whatever you do...hope to run into you
        again in the future. Until then, keep
        pimpin in that van of yours. Bounce.
      • LaureL
      • Posted
      • Noah is a cool guy. One day...in Jr.
        high, he left and just didn't come
        back. A few years later we found out
        he was allergic to school. Thats funny
        shit right there. Oh, and he likes
        HEM.
      • Gary
      • Posted
      • you don't know me bro, but upon viewing your
        picture, i feel we are brothers destined to fly
        upon the wings of destiny's child. with my
        cosmic force alligned with your immortality, i
        would breath the fiery wind of carnal justice
        into your waiting bearer of galactic empires.
        when angles cry...you will know my beasty
        roar!!!!! RAAAWWWWRRRR!
        -starchild
      • James
      • Posted
      • Noah's one hard bastard. He's got more
        soul than jesus himself and more rythem
        than Ray Charles. Did I mention he's
        the best guitar player on the planet!!!
        lazers shoot from his fingers and heads
        explode when he plays. Watch out
        ladies, this man is quite the sweet
        talker.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • Ahhh, Noah. No - "ah". He likes the
        ladies. He writes songs about them. He
        also has excellent taste in music, even
        if there are a few hints of Nazi-esque
        qualities to his preferences. He's
        introduced me to many/most of my
        favorite bands. And he'll ride his
        bike with you to the liquor store any
        day!

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