Joey Lee

Yay I graduated college now I'm unemployed

Movies, Sports, Your mother, Music, addicted to various things, Absorbing Life/New Experiences. Meeting people with some oomph to em. juche! kickin ass. takin names. pissing. moaning. shmokin the crack

just read the Corrections which wasn't bad. also Al Frankens Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them:A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right..this guy made politics funny as shit. would like to read some Tom Robbins. cuz methinks he be the man.

trainspotting, Mallrats/Clerks/etc, office space, the godfather, ferris buellers day off, requiem for a dream, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, y tu mama tambien (just for the title), breakfast club, reality bites (just for the my sharona scene)

Miles, Typical Cats, J5, Blackalicious, Alex Sarton!, RATM, Organized Konfusion, Jimi, Freaky Flow, 311, RHCP, Jack Johnson, Sublime

TRL

Scorpio

RENTON
Excuse me, I don't mean to harass you, but I was very
impressed by the capable and stylish manner in which you
dealt with that situation. I thought to myself: she's
special.
DIANE
Thanks.
RENTON
What's your name?
DIANE
Diane.
RENTON
Where are you going, Diane?
DIANE
I'm going home.
RENTON
Where's that?
DIANE
It's where I live.
RENTON
Great.
DIANE
What?
RENTON
I'll come back if you like, but I'm not promising anything.
Diane halts abruptly as a taxi pulls up.


DIANE
Do you find that this approach usually works, or, let me
guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't
normally approach girls, am I right? The truth is that
you're a quite, sensitive type but if I'm prepared to take
a chance I might just get to know the inner you: witty,
adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal, a little bit
crazy,
a little bit bad, but, hey, don't us girls just love that?
RENTON
Eh-
DIANE
Well, what's wrong, boy? Cat got your tongue.
RENTON
I think I left something back at the -
The girl has disappeared into the back of the taxi.

Renton looks around.


TAXI DRIVER
Are you getting in or not, pal?

uma thurman. angelina jolie. or you? in that order

someone who wears a lot of makeup, thinks of themself as
a princess and likes to shop. doesn't waste
their time "reading books and shit". also if they take lots
of pictures of themselves wearing cute outfits making cute
faces and saying cute things that's a big plus too. it also
turns me on if they're 20something but still talk like
they're 12. and will force me to watch shitty, cheesy,
predictable romantic comedies....ummmm that about covers it
for now