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DARRYL milks cows
Have you ever had a wet dream but woke up and found your pants completely dry? It's such a gratifying experience. Like thinking you ate all your McNuggets but realize there's one left. 05/05/2008
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Feb 2004
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DARRYL's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/michaeltouchedme
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Other education:
Lasalle (Theatre Arts)
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Occupation:
Village idiot
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Affiliations:
Trinity Christian Centre
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What I enjoy doing:
Guitars. Geting hit by speeding cars. Tricycle riding. Peeling potatoes. Crocodile hunting.
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Favorite Books:
Prostate Cancer For Dummies. Chicken soup for losers like you.
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Favorite Movies:
Hot teachers gone wild. (Staring Mrs Jeannie Lee)
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Favorite Music:
The sounds your arse makes when you eat mexican food consisting of beans and rice. Darkest Hour, Bring Me The Horizon, Opeth, Lamb Of God, Devil Wears Prada, The Human Abstract, All That Remans, The Red Chord. Still Remains. Destroy The Runner. Killswitch Engage. Protest The Hero. Versus The Mirror. The Agony Scene. Caliban. Between The Buried And Me. Beneath The Sky. Job For A Cowboy. Mastodon. The Black Dahlia Murder. Wolfmother. Priestess. Billy Idol. Motorhead. Led Zep, Queen, Rainbow, Deep Purple, Yes, Cream, Plish, 70's and 80's Rock. 50's Jazz and Gold 90FM/ Lush 99.5 shit. The good old days where MTV actually played music.
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
DARRYL GJERN OH.
I'm not Malay. I'm mixed.
My cultural background is as complicating as Algebra
Whenever we're fucking about, there's never a camera around.
I play in a band called:
'The Krispy kreme Mcdonalds jamtastic roller boogie prawn experience'
You pussy 'EMO' kids want to talk about pain and suffering and heart aches?
Go witness the life of a child in a third world country and see what fucking fakes you are.
I suck at Chinese.
I suck at bowling.
I suck at Cluedo.
Bacially I'm retarded.
In a good way of course.
Lastly, in the words of Serene:
"I don't want to be part of the audience. I want to be the one making the music."
I LOVE YOU, PAMELA SIA
I'm nice. Just ask your dad.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Things to do before I die:
-Have one of those 'Korean drama' moments
-Threesome?
-Foam in the mouth
-Get hit by a speeding car
-Get shot in the leg
-Start a fight in a bar full of big sized sailors
-Milk a cow
-Shoot lightning bolts out my arse
-Get beaten up by a gang of majong playing aunties
-Find out why the hell guys call 'Having an Erection' Steam.
-Enter a bull fighting contest
-Do a backflip (or three)
-Name my daughter Natalie
-Get endorsed by Burger King and Electro Harmonix (NOT HAPPENING DARRYL!)
Boys who wear hairbands? I suggest you seek therapy.
MY PORNSTAR NAME IS DELONGE BAZOOKA
MY FRIDAY NIGHT CHANGI VILLAGE NAME IS DUDLEY MEATBALLS
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Still miss ya as a friend.
Take care of yourself and your babe.
Good luck pal. I've got my babe, but'll only see her after NS.
Shake and bake!
how ya doing eh!?
I LOVE YOU BABY! MY SUNSHINE!!! MUACK!
Haven't seen ya'll for a verrrry long time!
Anyway thank you for the guitar hero 2!
JANG JANG JANG! =) so fun! hurhur!