As the patron goddess of the ancient Athenian city state, Athena embodies both the power of the warrior and the wisdom of the philosopher. She wields her spear with an aim towards justice. Respect her and you will prosper!

Yes, you're a bit of an ass. (ha ha, get it?). You can be a little mean, but it's all in good fun. Right? You kick hard, because you have strong hind legs, but you're basically a peaceful creature. More power to you!

He was a mean man. Just like you! He did naughty things. Don't repeat his mistakes. Don't invade Russia.

Cute people are highly suspicious! Because you're cute, people naturally trust you. That trust, however, may be misplaced. Often a cute demeanor is merely the cover for a nefarious person.

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!