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" How's your Summer going, you miscreants?"
"I used to be a well respected Patriot League school with Ivy League guts, born of liberal conservativism, wrought by over..."
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Schools (Other):
Baptist Education Society of New York, Hamilton Literary and Theological Institution, Madison University, Colgate Rochester Divinity School, Farber College
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Occupation:
Private Educator
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Affiliations:
Beta Theta Pi, Delta Delta Delta, Delta Kappa Epsilon, Delta Upsilon, Gamma Phi Beta, Kappa Alpha Theta, Kappa Kappa Gamma, Phi Delta Theta, Phi Kappa Tau, Sigma Chi, Theta Chi, BACCHUS
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Hobbies and Interests:
Liberal Arts, Pumping up the Endowment, Being Cold, NYC Party Scene Baby!!
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Favorite Books:
Illiberal Education, On The Road
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Favorite Movies:
Slapshot
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Favorite Music:
Colgate 13, Swinging Gates, We Funk, WRCU late night Metal show, Diesel America
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About Me:
I used to be a well respected Patriot League school with Ivy League guts, born of liberal conservativism, wrought by over 200 years of free thinkers, starting with Samuel Payne himself. I was home to the best and the brightest, and through love of free speech, free thought and free association, I produced many honored political leaders, stalwart champions of the people, and incredible captains of capitalist industry. I got sick of that; now I'm a despot. BTW, if you don't have a sense of humour (especially about yourself) you might want to eat the whitebread sandwich at the club...
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Who I Want to Meet:
Young, impressionable teenagers, with parents who have lots of disposable cash, who are not interested in any of the above traits listed in the "about me" section. If learning and education in liberal thinking with conservative morals offends you, and if you are simply looking for a place to memorize some stuff and regurgitate some stuff and nod your head and join politically correct groups then fork over a minimum of $34,785 annually (hell, you can give $39,706 if you really want) and be my friend!
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I "ENTER" your life...
"SAVE" you in my heart...
"SCAN & FORMAT" your problems...
"COPY & PASTE" your kindness...
...and...
Never "DELETE" you from my
memories...
exist? Hmm... philosophy major's start your
engines.
have been step on by great men... but
now I am here. Wassup 'Gate don't mess
with the rotation. It's puff, puff,
pass. You gotta love this school, all
the academic challenges you can ask
for, more snow than you will ever need
to see in your life, and eery
perfectness hanging in the air.
i fear that i might not be a part of
the great annual tradition seeing as
my paper still remains unwritten, but
anyways, i'll be the first to admit
that my four years here were not the
best in the school's history because
of unfortunate and tragic events and
bad choices by the administration. but
in thirty years, the walk up the hill
will still be a bitch and mary's
specials will still be responsible for
random, sometimes scary, hookups.
colgate is the only place i know of
where its socially acceptable, if not
encouraged, to being drinking when you
wake up. and on that note, i'm off to
drink.
testimonial..wish I could..but I
transferred to NYU after my freshman
year last year ....sorry guys!
yet can still not sip just 1 beer, see
a CD rack and anxiously look for the
Grateful Dead section, or date a woman
without a serious eating disorder.
You're all my friends. Using a fucking
University as a friend. Classy.
smart, ambitious and sociable students
can discuss the nuances of Odysseus as
archetypical Greek Hero one moment, yet
engage in vomiting as a social activity
the next. May god continue to bless
Colgate and her alumni.
valuable lessons, including that old
milwalkee in a bottle is actually a
great beer, it's impossible to drink a
gallon of milk and in an hour, and
that slices come plain only. I have
also have colgate to thank for giving
me the liver of a 55 year-old
alcoholic at age 27...