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      "performer of overhead music in grocery store"

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      • Tim
      • Posted
      • Congratulations on having to look at
        Ian's ugly mug for the rest of your life.
        Just kidding, Ian is hot, hot, HOT!!!

        Really, though, Congrats on the
        Wedding!!
      • Gregory
      • Posted
      • 2006 Patent Pending Cornwall Hausingasseur
        Institute of the Partially Apportioned Districts
        Incorporated. Legal Notice: All Certified
        Caricatures of Dunn & Bradstreet Executives
        Plagiarised and Fortified With Nine Essential
        Vitamins.
      • John
      • Posted
      • Last summer, me and Lisa
        were "skinny sledding" in
        Newfoundland and she turned to
        me and said, "Daddy, where do
        babies come from?" I paused,
        looking off into the snow-clouded
        sky and said "I don't know where
        they come from, but I know where
        they go to...the dumpster." She
        slapped my face with a severed
        otter head and then we made out.
        Luckily, I had brought my tape player
        and I played "Welcome to the
        Jungle" six-hundred and four times
        in a row. Then the eskimo that we
        had been torturing broke loose from
        his handcuffs and fixed us all french
        toast and turkey-bacon with freshly
        squeezed seal milk cappuchino.
        When I woke up, my pillow was
        missing and my mouth was full of
        plankton. Oh well, back to the old
        drawing board. Miss you mucher
        every day.
      • nicholas
      • Posted
      • i knew we had more than one thing in
        common. here's to psychic friends!
      • Rick
      • Posted
      • Lisa Johnson...

        I miss you. Thats saying something, because
        everything I miss is in Texas. I think you're the only
        thing not in Texas that I miss. Ain't that some shit.

        I'd have more to say if you come and visit Ronny,
        Wes, and me in NEW YORK CITY.
      • Tim
      • Posted
      • I remember when we used to hang out
        and Lisa would make us yummy
        dinners...ahhhhh....the good ole
        days!!!
      • Posted
      • Look up sweet in the dictionary and
        you'll see a picture of this wonderful
        lady. I never met her husband I don't
        think, but I hope he knows how lucky he
        is. Come back soon Lisa.
      • Kyle
      • Posted
      • I am apparently the last person in the
        northern hemisphere not to have posted
        a testimonial for Lisa, yet she is
        still sweet enough to rip me a new a-
        hole for not doing so. What words could
        I possibly say about Lisa that would do
        her justice? She snorts when she
        laughs, she knows all the lyrics to
        Major Tom by Peter Schilling, she loves
        her cat so much she doesn't mind wiping
        its ass, and she puts up with Ian
        better than anyone I know. Furthermore,
        though I have never been the recipient
        of one of her right hooks, I am told
        she hits harder than I do. She is cool
        as a fan and sharp as razor blade.
        Hanging with Lisa is like a sore dick...
        can't hardly beat it.
      • Melissa
      • Posted
      • What an absolutly beautiful creature
        Lisa is! You can tell from the first
        conversation you have with her what an
        intelligent, sweet person she is and
        you can't help but look up to her! She
        composes delightful limericks also!
      • Snorkelin'
      • Posted
      • if only i'd met her before kickball...

        oh well, that's my luck.
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