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Carin
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Carin's friends]
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Feb 2004
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Hometown:
edmond, fucking edmond
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Carin's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/6174058
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Other education:
O Who?
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Occupation:
i'm yer private dancer
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What I enjoy doing:
homo sapiens sapiens exiting the world as swiftly as they destroy it
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Favorite Books:
daniel quinn
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Favorite Music:
tori, ani, lauryn, bjork, eighties soft rock
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Favorite TV Shows:
the cosby show, globe trekker, snl, the ellen show, roseanne, gay as blazes
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About Me:
yesterday i found two fiddle backs in my apartment and freaked out at some bite i got from another bastard spider because i thought it was one of them sumbitches.
truth is they don't bother me much but if they bite my babies, they will experience a mother's wrath.
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Who I Want to Meet:
no one. i don't want to meet anyone ever again. i'd like to just stop meeting people all together. people are hardcore fuckers that don't deserve to inhabit the planet.
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Carin is also a super hero whose
shaggy armpits fight crime. "How?" you
ask? By isolating the hydrocarbons
necessary for the replication of
hydroxyribonucleic acid that catalyzes
the production of neon ions, resulting
in a four headed wolf.
She cooks a damn fine vegan weenie
too. But she can't make a fire.
Oh nevermind, yeah she can. I forgot
about Blazing Inferno. What? yeah.
Carin can also sell crap to stupid
people whose punchline is "ooh look at
this!"
cool, and then, flip her upside down,
and, but her on a trampoline, if she
bounces in a circle 4 times, and does
a back flip while saying the
word "antidisenstablishmentarianism"
and then this girl instantly turns
into a talking wolf with 4 heads which
allways follow the directiouns of
north-east, south-east, south-west,
and north-west. you should be rather
confused, but, carin can make all
things make complete sense.
that i hate you