Dating Men, Friends, Activity Partners

Feb 2004

the dirty south and the unseeming new eng-land

http://profiles.friendster.com/6184323

radio personalities

slinging horseshit at hipsters, cursing on the radio, talking dirty in bed, playing the 'hey look! there's your boyfriend" game, record shopping, US magazine, pot, cocktails and lots and lots of dick.

we don't have time to read, we're too busy saving the world from bad haircuts, trucker hats and converse shoes.

clueless.

how bout i just tell you what we DON'T like, that's easier: gay shit like trance. bad pop rock like staind. any showtune (with the possible exception of evita). any overrated indy band. country music on the radio.

well, i can tell you that we think that the newlyweds is a right wing, christian conspiracy to fuck up the heads of little girls who should be paying much more attention to christina videos.

www.wobc.org
91.5 fm
we're no longer on air, we're simply a relic. but you miss us so much that sometimes, while you're flipping through your own private spank bank, we'll pop up in your head like a bad dream on some supersonic frequency that you never even knew existed. for rizzeal.

fags who make out with their boyfriends in public, former riot
grrrlls, hugable straight boys, people who wear headphones to
avoid the world and everyone who thinks we're
awesome.