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      • Alex
      • Posted
      • 'liza remember when the top blew off the flea market and Princess Leia was there?
      • Jude
      • Posted
      • Back in 1996, Eliza was provocative,
        fun, smart, hot, dressed to kill, and
        loyal as can be. And that way she
        remains. But she also wore her hair
        in a beehive; an edifice that would
        just knock your socks off.

        The beehive rocked!

        Bring back the beehive, Eliza. Bring
        back the beehive!
      • Mark
      • Posted
      • Shs looks great, she smells great and
        when she speaks bee-you-tee-ful music
        comes out of her mouth...along side
        brutal truths you may not want to hear
        and words of encouragement you need to
        hear. She knows no boundaries but
        cross the line and she snaps like a
        hungry croc. A beauty to behold and a
        wonder to experience. Equal portions
        of dark and light...maintaining
        balance in the universe, she's not
        what you see and won't try to be.
      • Daniel
      • Posted
      • When Eliza and I were small children we had a pet
        squirrel. His name was Milo The Squirrel Bandit.
        Back then she was a Bunny, and I was a Monkey.
        What a riot! The squirrel never stood a chance....

        When we let him free he turned around and winked,
        I will never forget how Eliza the Bunny Girl squealed
        in pure ecstacy.
      • Dean
      • Posted
      • What can I say 'bout this
        extraordinary pistol of a chick? I've
        known her for a few years now. Great
        contrasts are abound with this grand
        girl. She's a great conversationalist
        and listener, quirky without being
        flaky, always great to get in trouble
        with but also awesome to just chill
        with, opinionated and open-minded,
        and hot as hell without trying to be.
        Perhaps the perfect woman. Find out
        for yourself.
        ~Deano Bravo
      • Pete
      • Posted
      • An angel.
      • Luke
      • Posted
      • She is a dispenser of unvarnished truth
        who could easily give you a shellacking
        but won't waste her time. Guys, this is
        the sort of woman you certainly need but
        certainly can't handle. By the time
        you've grown up enough to deal with the
        real that she dispenses on the regular
        she will have moved on and left you in
        the dust. But I heard it's all worth it
        if she gives you a shot at the brass
        ring. Not that you'd ever get it.
      • Danmiel
      • Posted
      • Charlottesville misses Miss Blonde Bettie Page.
        did we deserve her? idunno. Does she miss
        us? maybe. But one thing is for sure, She's a
        fighter and a winner and this bar blows, I'm
        outta here.
      • RevSlut
      • Posted
      • Miss Liza was the midwife at the Birth
        of the Revolutionary Sluts... a
        Fearless individual and a Hopeless
        romantic, she dresses the world better
        than they ever thought could happen. We
        are proud to call her an honorary
        slut...
      • Katie
      • Posted
      • Liza, Liza, li'l; Liza Jane. Country Punkin
        gawn bad. Real bad. Comes to the big city,
        opens and closes a store, her apartment
        burns down, burns through more than her
        fair allotment of boyfriends. Shakes it like a
        stripper doin' the two step.
        She's fun, funny, a funster! Great company,
        always good for a laugh and an adventure.
        My sidekick and constant companian.
        Fiercely loyal, fiercely independent, fierce.
        To be continued.....

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