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Interested In:
Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Friends
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Member Since:
Mar 2003
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Hometown:
Cincinnati
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Lisa's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/62131
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Other education:
Seven Hills, Barnard, Emory
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College/University:
Emory University, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Economics
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Occupation:
Radio Things
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What I enjoy doing:
collecting pencils, drawing with pencils, comparing pencil leads, active member of pencil biters anonymous and the anti-mechanical pencil league; i also like having my picture taken with food
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Favorite Books:
How to look good in a picture with food
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Favorite Movies:
How to look good in a picture with food: The Movie
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Favorite Music:
songs about food, songs about pencils.
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Favorite TV Shows:
swan's crossing
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About Me:
I was raised as a coyote until I was four and ostracized
by my 'mother' for eating my 'siblings.' I was then sent
upstream and taken in by a deaf mute whose name I took to
be 'Ming.' Together we learned the ways of the world
until her death on my 16th birthday. Since Ming's speech was
distorted and I was raised by animals prior to our union,
I had never heard real English spoken and had developed my
own unintelligible language. Then this country doctor
wanted to help me adjust in my own protected
surroundings, while a psychology student and
her heartless boss Alexander Paley wanted to study me in
their laboratory. Which brings us to the present.
Now I spend most of my time having my picture taken with food.
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Who I Want to Meet:
You're making me uncomfortable. Please stop asking so many personal questions.
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No, you wouldn't have service there...
eating food.
conference calls is that you
constantly look for ways to distract
yourself. In this case I've chosen to
write the third installment in my
ongoing testamonial masterpiece
on Lisa's profile. Like most
sequels, this latest offering has far
less point or substance than the
original material, which in this case
leaves it with virtually nothing. I'm
literally just trying to run out the
1000 character count at this point.
I'm truly contributing nothing in
terms of literary or intellectual value,
aside from possibly making my
sister smile which come on let's
face it, is totally worth it. In fact, if
more people spent more time
making their sisters smile, I bet
there'd be a lot less pissy women
out there. Also a lot more
worthless drivel like this. Wow.
1000 characters is a lot. I still have
almost 200 to go and I feel like I've
been doing this for awhile. I hope
someday archaeologists find this
comment and are like "god that
culture was just retarded
1) she called me on my birthday
2) she didn't call me on my half birthday,
knowing as she does that i would have
been confused by that
3) she doesn't belittle me for failing to
understand half birthdays
4) she just can't stop being awesome
but here we are-just a couple of nerds,
living the good
life...vicariously...through the
internet...I shall have to scan
embarrasing photos of you at my fifth
birthday party. Seriously, you were the
coolest (and only) Jewish girl I knew
when I was five. I love you.
was all the way down the list because
Lisa had so many damn testimonials.
Then a squirrel jumped on my head and
started making "rrrr" sounds while I
ran around trying to make it let go.
Then I wrote this testimonial just so
I could be the first one on the list.
I'm petty like that. I just realized
that this testimonial isn't even about
Lisa. That's so weird.
to many people, people who like people
who enjoy being recommended people.
People.