Richard my love, please examine the page of thanks located at the end of this book. it reads, "Thank you God for giving us Regan. And ultimately, careers."

Anka M. wrote:
i lost my friggin phone this past weekend
at a manowar show (goddamn the anti-
social metalheads for not returning it to
the lost and found) and with it all you
fabulous people's phone-#'s, so hook a
sista up with your digits.

Rich replied:
From a classic Cartesian standpoint,
your phone might seem a rather meager
sacrifice to metal. Unfortunately,
Cartesian philosophy is often shit yes, I
am calling out 18th Century philosopher,
Georg W.F. Hegel in an email about a
lost cell phone and to put it succinctly,
losing ones cell phone sucks.

Nonetheless, with any hope, Manowar
found your phone and used it to
somehow construct an apparatus
capable of offending Christianity,
Judaism, and Islam in tandem.