Joscar Joseph

ABC Adult Literacy Program in Norwalk (2 more years 'til my G.E.D!)

California State University - Long Beach, Attended 1997 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, Film / Screenwriting and Production
Cerritos College, Attended - , Class of , Other

Joe the P.A.

I'm a big jerk.

Improv, Movies, Music, Stand-up Comedy, Drinking Tea (Green, Earl Grey, and my special Wicked Shroom tea), Laughing, Hiking, Swimming, Camping, Hackey-Sack, running, sweating (heat or endurance; preferably both), reading, writing, hanging w/ my homiez, onanism and copulation, criticizing things I do not agree with, debating (but not arguing), people watching, making out, performing cunnalingus, giving and receiving mind-blowing orgasms, live rock shows, live comedy shows, live sex shows, blasphemy, entropy of all things

Watership Down, Animal Farm, 1984, The Kid Stays In The Picture, Wicked, Post-War Pulp Fiction, George Carlin's Braindroppings, Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Al Franken, Raymond Carver, Ron Koertge, Nicholson Baker, Daniel Clowes, Christopher Marlowe, Bill Waterson, Aaron McGruder, Howard Zinn, James Loewen, Judy Blume, Jim Davis, Shel Siverstein, Maurice Sendak, and of course J.K. Rowling. Oh yeah! TRUTH AND COMEDY by Del Close and Charna Halpren and Kim Johnson- and IMPROVISE: SCENE FROM THE INSIDE OUT by Mick Napier

Everything by Jim Jarmusch and Stanley Kubrick. Everything else in no particular order: Jaws, Jurassic Park, The Abyss, The Terminator. Terminator 2: judgement Day, Slacker, Dazed and Confused, Tape, Waking Life, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Mars Attacks!, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Los Olvidados, The discreet Charm of the Bourgiouse, An Andelusion Dog, ViriDiana, Roger and Me, Bowling for columbine, Mr. Death, The Fog of War, Bob Roberts, the Player, Short Cuts, Gosford Park, Nashville, M*A*S*H*, Popeye, The Godfather Trilogy (yes, including part 3) the classic Star Wars Trilogy, the Indiana Jones Trilogy, Batman Returns, Bound, The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded, In The Company of Men, Your Friends and Neighbors, kids, gummo, Julien-Donkey Boy, Man Bites Dog, Breaking the Waves, Dancer in The Dark, The Blues Brothers, Trading Places, Coming to America, Born in East L.A. & much, much more.

MF Doom, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Kid Koala, OutKast, Radiohead, Nirvana, The Pixies, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Cab Calloway, Gorillaz, The White Stripes, The Strokes, Sonic Youth, Nine Inch Nails, Pavement, De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, Digable Planets, Jesus and Mary Chain, Beck, Massive Attack, Stereolab, Stevie Wonder, Bjork, The Black Keys, David Bowie, Julietta Venegas, Liz Phair, Siouxxie and the Banshees, the Smiths, Joy Division, Porno For Pyros, Jane's Addiction, Pavement, The Police, The Ramones, Husker Du, The Doors, Blackilicious, MC Paul Barman, Quasimodo, N.W.A. and early Eazy-E, Too $hort, Sunny Day Real Estate, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Edith Piaf, Muddy Waters, Leadbelly, Theolonius Monk, Billie Holiday, GN'R (1986-1994), Grandaddy, Wilco, The Doors, The Silvertone Foundation, the Soggy Bottom Boys, Spinal Tap, The Breeders, Bikini Kill, Jimi Hendrix, Los Tigres Del Norte, Jay-Z, Dilated Peoples, Drive By Truckers, The Clash, Velvet Revolver & much, much more

Reno 911!, Chappelle's Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Liquid Television, Aeon Flux, Beavis and Butt-Head, The Daily Show, commercials, Evening news on Telemundo and Univision, Misfits of Science, Cleetus, Six Feet Under, TV Nation, Benny Hynn and those lovable misfits on the Trinity Channel

I hike a lot.
I ran the San Francisco Marathon and clocked in at 5:26:14. My PR is 5:16:36 from Los Angeles 2005. One day I will beat Oprah's PR (4:29:20)
Reality Television Pays for my meals.
I get paid a lot to order other people's food.
I'm on a first name basis with most of my debt collectors.
I worked for Jessica Simpson's dad and I can confirm that he's a fucking prick.
Pornstars are cool when you do not have to answer to them.
I lost my virginity almost ten years ago. I'm thinking of having a party.
I host a show at the Improv Olympic West. Its not on the main stage, but its my show and I love doing it.
I hate rich stupid people. I know, I'm being redundant.
I look forward to the day that I totally swear off fast food.
I love my family.
I love my friends.
I also love t-shirts. If you have one you made, I'll wear it.

Almost anybody. If you feel like meeting me, assume I feel the same way about you.

And I want to meet Jon Alvarez so I can kick him in the fucking nuts.

And THE SONS OF LEE MARVIN.