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      • Sword Dancer
      • Posted
      • I appreciate sturdy Viking women like Julia who will
        ride with me on my giant sea turtle as I venture to
        the mysterious foggy island of Fog'ar'twioplejj in
        search of the demon lord, Morklorb!!!
      • atomly
      • Posted
      • Julia saw Blade Runner for the first
        time on acid. I lost my virginity to
        that movie. I'm not sure what that
        means, but it means something.
      • Cynthia
      • Posted
      • For the past few weeks I have been hearing
        this big dog every morning. Every morning
        this dog would bark and howl and sing for at
        least twenty minutes every day when the
        sun would come up. I'd wake up and feel
        myself wanting to muzzle the animal, it was
        so loud, almost as if it was coming from right
        next to me. For two weeks I put up with this,
        when finally I realized, it was Julia saying
        hello to a new day. Since then, Alex and I
        have been restraining her at night and
        putting a ball gag in her mouth from 11p.m.
        until 6:30 in the morning. We haven't heard
        a peep out of her since.
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • so she lists bladerunner in her
        favorite movies, huh? i do believe i'm
        the one who fed her acid directly prior
        to her seeing it for the first time. ah
        yes, that was fun. it was for a
        philosophy class, you know... the
        professor told everyone to drop a tab
        and rent bladerunner. then they all had
        to write a report on what it was all
        about. i believe she got an a on that
        paper. she once drove around looking
        for me for quite some time when i got
        stranded in the suburbs after a
        concert. (i know, ewww... suburbs. it
        was outkast, though! surely you
        understand, right?)
        but siriusly though, folks... get to
        know this girl in whatever capacity you
        can, for she's a friend like no other.
        talented, creative, brilliant, and just
        plain foxy.
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • i think I'm talking to julia right now,
        but I'm not sure. Usually, she's an
        All-Star, but she seems greek right now,
        I don't know...We've already won gold in
        the ollympics for Team Coordinated
        Barfing (longest run) and Couples
        Associated Blackout. She's so
        competitive and lively for such a
        Sartrian Existentialist. And damnit, I
        like smarties!!!
      • Gavin
      • Posted
      • Julia likes to disable cookies!
      • Luke
      • Posted
      • One time I had this Art History class
        with Julia and there were these two
        lame ass grad students who were really
        annoying. One looked like a caveman and
        the other was fat, bald, and had a
        growth on his head that used to
        hypnotize me during lectures. Before
        class one day I asked Julia to cut the
        damn thing off for me while the guy
        wasn't looking, and sure enough, she
        did. Thanks Julia.
      • ALEXANDER
      • Posted
      • I am constructing a foam suit for Julia. It will
        come in handy next time we get stupid on
        jose cuervo and french cigarettes. It will be
        lime green.
      • Gavin
      • Posted
      • Julia is HOTTTTTT. I mean, just look
        at her picture...she has good dental
        hygeine even if she does use my Power
        of Atlantis toothbrush that was
        covered in dust. When she opens her
        refridgerator it says "ZOOL". Are you
        the keymaster? Julia really likes
        cheese. She used to wear a hammer and
        sickle shirt but she's not
        Russian...so I put a little Russian in
        her if you know what I mean...whoa,
        wait a minute! Uhm...SAN DIEMAS HIGH
        SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

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