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      • Joe
      • Posted
      • I'm going to be honest here because I like you. I
        think you got an honest face. I didn't spend that
        much time with Dave in college. He was all "O-
        town" this and "Jazz Hands" that: a regular Mr.
        Fun Guy, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!! : >) !!!!
        But that one night I found him at a party, vomiting
        up that potent cocktail of annisette and Dr.
        Pepper, named the "Dr. Dave", and, between
        mouthfuls of bile, he turned, looked deep into my
        soul, and declared to me : "You can't get a floor
        clean with a mop alone!"


        Well. What more is there to say? I'll remember
        that night forever.
      • Drew
      • Posted
      • I have never met someone who shared
        wholeheartedly my love of pop culture,
        Dave seems to consume it at an
        alarming rate, digesting and reproducing
        it by reciting 1-2-3 and to the four ...
        and then telling you .. some like geese
        some like ganders everyone else likes ..
        Ned Flander ... Congratulations Dave
      • Travis
      • Posted
      • Dave's a superstar, and I think nothing
        sums him up more than this wonderful
        Google ad that appears on his profile:
        "Piercings & Pregnancy / Superb range of
        retainers for belly piercings during
        pregnancy. www.pregnancyretainers.co.uk"

        I mean, it's so true. So true.
      • Dimitrios
      • Posted
      • army girls love dave.
      • Caroline
      • Posted
      • You know that genius retard on
        Jeopardy? The guy who's won over a
        million dollars? Doesn't hold a candle
        to Dave. It's just that Dave won't get
        off his ass to apply for the game.
        He'd KILL - like that episode of
        Cheers where Cliff goes on Jeopardy
        and all the questions are about beer
        and stamps. Except Dave knows
        EVERYTHING...
      • Kristina
      • Posted
      • Once in high school, David tripped me
        when I was walking down the hall and I
        hit my head on a drinking fountain. I
        haven't been the same since. He got me
        a really nice vase for my wedding
        though. That pretty much made up for it.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • He's heard me say 'I love you' a
        thousand times but he's never heard
        me say I'm sorry...
        Two thumbs up for Dave Lewis.
      • Erik
      • Posted
      • I have written one of these for Dave
        yes? Sheeee-it. Dave is the worlds first
        and only freestyle comedian. His flows
        be fresh. We just need to give him a
        beat that complimentary and we could
        make an act that would take us straight
        to broadway.
      • Jevon
      • Posted
      • Dave. Is. The. Man. I don't know if
        I've ever asked him something,
        especially film- or GI Joe-related,
        that he didn't know. And, he's just a
        cool person all around. Everyone needs
        a Dave in their life!!!
      • Derek
      • Posted
      • I'm not a religious man, but if I had
        to bow down and worship anyone, it
        would be Dave. He makes Mother Theresa
        look like Hitler.
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