Tony Swarthout

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      "I pay my bills, make my art, give a little back, and take what life throws at me."

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      • Sweta
      • Posted
      • I know we haven't talked in a while but I
        have been meaning to ask...

        Do you want to go slam dancing? :D I
        *think* we had a good time the first
        time, hee hee!

        I still have pictures...
      • Tam
      • Posted
      • hey tony! well, tony's a cool guy. he's my
        cousin, of course he's cool! even though
        i barely see the guy...only one or twice a
        year if i'm lucky. i still think he's
        awesome. he's really funny and kind of
        weird at times...but it's for your
        enjoyment kind of weird. like the time
        when tony picked up a magazine
        in "vietnamese" and kept asking me
        what the words meant. of course i didn't
        know so he decides to guess at what
        they're trying to say. yes, indeed he
        came up with the most outrageous
        things and was totally off...but he
        definately got me crackin up. yep, tony's
        your definition of cool because he's
        really easy to talk to, has met freddie
        prinze jr, can draw really well, can turn
        any bored moment around, shares the
        internet with me, gives me good
        advices, and so on. hmm, geez i
        wonder why he's still single. haha. just
        kidding. but ladies, take it from me. he's
        a good catch ;) haha start your biddings
        on tony now...hehe. yeah you're
        awesome. thanks for
      • Carrissa
      • Posted
      • Tony likes to sleep. A lot. Yep, that's
        it.
      • Manash
      • Posted
      • tony is just sooo fuckin awesome. can you
        swear on this thing? he's a fuckin awesome
        muthafucker! it's like in punch drunk love-- i
        wanna smash him up into little pieces, roll
        him into a dense-- but bit-sized ball of tony
        and fuckin eat him. pop him in my mouth
        and crunch his bones and blood and
        everything. im straight as a nail and i still
        think he's fuckin adorable. look at him.
        goddamit. what a fuckin cute motherfucker!
        when we first met we wrastled like country
        bumpkins. dammit!
      • Madeli
      • Posted
      • What's not to love about Tony? He's
        adorable and he has a good heart. His
        mind is always going 100 mph with
        creative thoughts. I think that's what
        makes him unique. He makes me laugh
        too! Sometimes he can have a look that
        just makes me bust into laughter. His
        movies are great too- especailly since
        I'm in them! he he. :)
      • Erica
      • Posted
      • From the first time I met him at work,
        when he had to find a screwdriver to
        unscrew a toy cow's ass just so it
        would stop moo-ing (don't ask), he's
        always made me laugh. He's a great
        guy who will show up to support
        some weird band at 11pm on a
        Sunday night or who is willing to
        drive an hour and a half on a
        Wednesday night to check out some
        local jazz bar. Always someone you
        can call on at a moment's notice and
        someone who isn't afraid of putting
        himself out there for the sake of art
        and pretty girls. Ha! Just kidding,
        Tony! :-)
      • Sharon
      • Posted
      • U know someone thinks you're a GREAT
        friend when out of the blue you find
        yourself feigning nakedness in bed
        with your roomie pretending to
        be "intimate" while it's all caught on
        tape and then loaded onto the
        internet. who would have thought? i
        sure didn't. but when it's for tony,
        my inhibitions seem to vanish... :P
      • Joe
      • Posted
      • Let me tell YOU about To-Damn-ny. You
        people think just because you live
        closer to him or you spend more time
        with him or you know more about him or
        you've known him longer that you're
        some kind of experts? Bullshit! I
        know the real Tony. The Tony that
        comes out when all the masks come off.
        When he's off-duty and off-kilter.

        Is Tony the kind of guy who'd take a
        bullet for you? Maybe. But he's more
        like the guy who'll find a way for that
        bullet not to hit you in the first
        place. This guy has vast precognitive
        powers and he'll drag you to Coney
        Island one day and it's all just a ruse
        to make sure you don't get shot in
        midtown.

        You and your "Tony's hot" messages. I
        LAUGH AT YOUR INSIGNIFICANCE! I had
        Tony's picture up on my fridge for
        months until it fell. I don't really
        remember why right now but it was
        PROBABLY IMPORTANT.

        Damn, I'm hungry. I'm going to make
        some scrambled eggs and bacon. You
        want some, Tony? I'll make some extra
        for you.
      • Phuong
      • Posted
      • tony is mad sexy and i dream about
        him. constantly. everydayd.

        i heart you tony
      • Greg
      • Posted
      • Man this guy is hella gay, in this
        picture. Or happy however you want to
        call it. Tony's the man tho, he's got
        all the hook ups on everything
        (movies, zines, booze, and ING). I've
        know him for a long while now and we
        have been through a lot
        together...living together, getting
        hottie roommates, pulling Macgyver
        moves, going to court, and boozin' it
        up. There were many good times in the
        past and many more to come. Once he
        blows up with Janiterror The Movie,
        I'll be right there laughin my a$$
        off. And ladies wait till he is a big
        name cause his creativity stems from
        his pain. Peace!

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