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We're straight, no seriously.
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"I pay my bills, make my art, give a little back, and take what life throws at me."
More about Tony
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Schools (Other):
Laurelwood, Holly Oak, LeyVa, Silver Creek, UC Irvine
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Occupation:
Production Assistant
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Affiliations:
Filmgeneration.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
Filmmaking, Movies, Writing, Travel, Laughing, The Beach
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Favorite Books:
Catcher in the Rye
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Favorite TV Shows:
Lost
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I pay my bills, make my art, give a little back, and take what life throws at me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who want to get up and do somethin'.
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have been meaning to ask...
Do you want to go slam dancing? :D I
*think* we had a good time the first
time, hee hee!
I still have pictures...
cousin, of course he's cool! even though
i barely see the guy...only one or twice a
year if i'm lucky. i still think he's
awesome. he's really funny and kind of
weird at times...but it's for your
enjoyment kind of weird. like the time
when tony picked up a magazine
in "vietnamese" and kept asking me
what the words meant. of course i didn't
know so he decides to guess at what
they're trying to say. yes, indeed he
came up with the most outrageous
things and was totally off...but he
definately got me crackin up. yep, tony's
your definition of cool because he's
really easy to talk to, has met freddie
prinze jr, can draw really well, can turn
any bored moment around, shares the
internet with me, gives me good
advices, and so on. hmm, geez i
wonder why he's still single. haha. just
kidding. but ladies, take it from me. he's
a good catch ;) haha start your biddings
on tony now...hehe. yeah you're
awesome. thanks for
it.
swear on this thing? he's a fuckin awesome
muthafucker! it's like in punch drunk love-- i
wanna smash him up into little pieces, roll
him into a dense-- but bit-sized ball of tony
and fuckin eat him. pop him in my mouth
and crunch his bones and blood and
everything. im straight as a nail and i still
think he's fuckin adorable. look at him.
goddamit. what a fuckin cute motherfucker!
when we first met we wrastled like country
bumpkins. dammit!
adorable and he has a good heart. His
mind is always going 100 mph with
creative thoughts. I think that's what
makes him unique. He makes me laugh
too! Sometimes he can have a look that
just makes me bust into laughter. His
movies are great too- especailly since
I'm in them! he he. :)
when he had to find a screwdriver to
unscrew a toy cow's ass just so it
would stop moo-ing (don't ask), he's
always made me laugh. He's a great
guy who will show up to support
some weird band at 11pm on a
Sunday night or who is willing to
drive an hour and a half on a
Wednesday night to check out some
local jazz bar. Always someone you
can call on at a moment's notice and
someone who isn't afraid of putting
himself out there for the sake of art
and pretty girls. Ha! Just kidding,
Tony! :-)
friend when out of the blue you find
yourself feigning nakedness in bed
with your roomie pretending to
be "intimate" while it's all caught on
tape and then loaded onto the
internet. who would have thought? i
sure didn't. but when it's for tony,
my inhibitions seem to vanish... :P
people think just because you live
closer to him or you spend more time
with him or you know more about him or
you've known him longer that you're
some kind of experts? Bullshit! I
know the real Tony. The Tony that
comes out when all the masks come off.
When he's off-duty and off-kilter.
Is Tony the kind of guy who'd take a
bullet for you? Maybe. But he's more
like the guy who'll find a way for that
bullet not to hit you in the first
place. This guy has vast precognitive
powers and he'll drag you to Coney
Island one day and it's all just a ruse
to make sure you don't get shot in
midtown.
You and your "Tony's hot" messages. I
LAUGH AT YOUR INSIGNIFICANCE! I had
Tony's picture up on my fridge for
months until it fell. I don't really
remember why right now but it was
PROBABLY IMPORTANT.
Damn, I'm hungry. I'm going to make
some scrambled eggs and bacon. You
want some, Tony? I'll make some extra
for you.
him. constantly. everydayd.
i heart you tony
picture. Or happy however you want to
call it. Tony's the man tho, he's got
all the hook ups on everything
(movies, zines, booze, and ING). I've
know him for a long while now and we
have been through a lot
together...living together, getting
hottie roommates, pulling Macgyver
moves, going to court, and boozin' it
up. There were many good times in the
past and many more to come. Once he
blows up with Janiterror The Movie,
I'll be right there laughin my a$$
off. And ladies wait till he is a big
name cause his creativity stems from
his pain. Peace!