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      • Jaret
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      • I don't recall Tom being with us the day Cobain killed himself. I was on 5 hits and you were on one. We got back to Corey's house to find Amy's gay father was staying there. I wanted to kill myself that night, as I became some neo-urban Jesus Christ and you transformed into some electrical company's bug mascot. Now I just want to kill you for shouting, "The president has been shot!" I still think that may be illegal. How dare you. How dare you.
      • Jeffrey
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      • hatchetman fucking ruled!
      • Toe Up
      • Posted
      • Remember the day you were on acid when you
        found out it was the day that Kurt Cobain killed
        himself and we walked down 9th St. in a pack of
        friends but the area of 9th St. between Walnut
        and Broadway was blocked off? That's because
        the owner of Bangkok Gardens had gone nuts
        and was holding his employees hostage.
        Specifically, Jon, the future co-owner of Bangkok
        Gardens. He said that was the most terrified he
        has ever been (including losing his father in the
        Vietnam "war") when his boss was holding a
        loaded .45 to his head while the police were
        fastidiously positioning their best men into sniper
        position from across the street. Those were the
        fucken days man.
      • Jaret
      • Posted
      • What other kind of butter could you
        ducking want?
      • Corey
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      • chris and i spent an entire summer
        driving around in his car getting high
        and listening to drive like jehu, until i
        got my first apartment at the age of
        17, then we layed on the floor and got
        high while listening to drive like jehu.
        chris eventually moved in. the only
        space available for him was a
        hallway that was 9 feet long 4 feet
        wide and 6 feet tall and dead-ended
        at a small window. chris cramed
        everything he owned in there. i was
        showing my apartment to my cousin,
        we stopped at chris' hallway, which
        was a mountian of stuff, you couldn't
        see the floor or any path to get
        through to the window. "what is
        this?" my cousin asked in
        semi-shock. "that's chris' room," i
        said. "he keeps..."
        an alarm interrupted me, it was
        coming from the middle of the
        halway. chris arose like the living
        dead from under all of his
        belongings, sending a tidal wave of
        klepac crap towards my cousin and
        me. scared the shit out of us. sums
        up my
      • Jaret
      • Posted
      • Chris gives the sloppiest blowjob I've
        ever gotten. But God damn! He plays the
        shit out of the rusty trombone. We'll
        have to go grab lunch at Futtbuckers
        someday.

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