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Look, it's me and a giant pen!
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"It's almost ridiculous how awesome I am.
Almost.
This is what I can do (well):
1. Sing.
2. Tell jokes.
3. Drink..."
More about Julie
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Schools (Other):
I went to UTSA for a little while.
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Occupation:
worthless
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Affiliations:
I don't work with radio.
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Hobbies and Interests:
comedy, photography, bowling, drinking, sarcasm, irony, basketball, literati, also, secretly nascar.
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Favorite Books:
1984, hyperspace, galapagos, breakfast of champions, naked pictures of famous people, lord of the rings
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Favorite Movies:
eternal sunshine, vanilla sky, shawshank redemption, waiting for guffman, magnolia
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Favorite Music:
classic rock, a perfect circle, journey, tool, foo fighters, veruca salt, fiona apple, aimee mann
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Favorite TV Shows:
mr. show, mst3k, ucb, kids in the hall, the state, strangers with candy, larry sanders, reno 911, home movies, arrested development, conan, daily show, python, curb
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About Me:
It's almost ridiculous how awesome I am.
Almost.
This is what I can do (well):
1. Sing.
2. Tell jokes.
3. Drink beer.
4. Take photographs.
I am angry they cancelled Dead Like Me. I like to sing really shitty songs in my car with the windows down. I like to make people laugh. I have a problem maintaining friendships. I'm sorry. I'm working on that.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Jews that tell jokes. Facial hair a must.
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why I never saw you when I lived
down the street from you. Ponder of
all ponders. I love Juicy Jules! Still
makes me laugh. Damn you.
I like her anymore I just don't know what
I would do with myself. Everyday I
thank God that she exists. A life
without Julie is no life at all. Once I was
asked if I would take a bullet for Julie.
Without hesitation, I immediately
answered that I would. I would even
take a bullet for her if I knew that it was
going to kill me, but it was only going to
slightly muss her hair. That is how
important she is. If Julie died I would kill
myself so I could be in heaven with her,
and I don't even believe in heaven. I
would take that chance just in case
heaven existed.
Can you please replace your main
picture with the one of you pouring that
beer? It is my all-time favorite friendster
profile picture, ever. And I miss it ever
time I troll through my little hub of
imaginary friends. It used to be
like, "Here, B. Alan, I'm pouring your
faggot ass a beer...No, wait. F*ck you,
I'm going to drink it myself." And then
you'd punch me in the eye.
business?!?!?!?! jesus. What is that city
coming to? You should come visit me. Bring
some tacos...and Natalie. *tear* for the List.
because im gay, you see i video tape
me and him having sex and then me and
my gay friends use the tape to
masturbate to, because were gay, were
all gay
- Everclear @ the white rabbit
- Jive Bunny
- Running home to watch Saved by the
Bell
- Jumping on your moms bed
pretending we were Michael Jackson
- Ghost Writter?
Ahh... i love ya.
of talking to regular people... but then I
found Julie! With Julie, I have someone I
can share my interests with and
everything! I'd tell all my friends to buy
Julie!
I met Julie yesterday, and have spoken
to her for a total of about 70 minutes...
but I'm already convinced that she is the
future "Mrs. West", and I will stop at
nothing to make that happen... by will or
by force. Julie... you shall be mine...
whether you like it or not.
Julie rocks!