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Eddie
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Berkeley
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Eddie's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/630769
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Occupation:
Rat Bastard
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What I enjoy doing:
Beer, Weed, Oatcakes, Cigarette Butts, Yahtzee, Spudz Mackenzie, Yogurt Treats, Sleeping, Running Around
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Favorite Books:
Anything with tasty pages
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Favorite Movies:
This is Spinal Tap
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Favorite Music:
Butt-Rock
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Favorite TV Shows:
Elimidate
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About Me:
Im a fat-assed rat with HUGE testicles. I like to run
around and piss on people, but nobody minds cos im so
lovable and cute! I singed my whiskers once trying to
steal the contents of a bowl...
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Who I Want to Meet:
I wanna meet lots of new people to piss on, or someone that
will appreciate my large genitalia :)
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close, sometimes too close, especially
with those big, big balls of yours.
Im sure you have moved on to a big rat-
porn-atorium in the sky, rest in peace
my friend.
Long live Eddie van Buttrock.
He was more than just a rodent, he was
my friend.
my arm and live to see the next day! he
runs around and tries to dig into my
lap and pisses all over me...but i love
him all the more! eddie is my buddy, i
have known him since he was an inch
long, hairless, and blind. man, his
balls have gotten so big. eddie von
buttrock is the coolest.
fatass. he eats everything and shits in
my bed sometimes, but i love him.
awwwww eddophalus!!! yah. he makes me
talk in a stupid baby voice too.
hair...well the one time i hung out
with him. he wants me.
stupid baby voice. He's so cute, despite
his fanaticism about peeing down my
neck!!! I like it when he climbs on
top of me - yeah baby!!!