Pete St. Martin

Bio Dome is the Worst Movie On the Planet

Ladies, South Park, Nintendo, Metal, Altered Beast, Christmas, Nails, Wood, Screwdrivers, Empty Boxes, Shoe Horns, Adam's Apples, Cow Pushers, Clouds Shaped Like Stuff, Growing, Art, Going Steady, Making Out Under A Disco Light, Apostrphes, Starch

"I Don't Read Often But I Feel Like I Should" by Pete St. Martin

Wet Hot American Summer, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Being John Malcovich, Rain Man, Old School, Road Trip, Dumb and Dumber, Spaceballs, Baseketball, South Park, Swingers, UHF, Bust A Nut In Grandma's Butt

Radiohead, Alice In Chains, Coldplay, Unearth, Dead Blue Sky, DMB, Dashboard, Weird Al, System Of A Down, The Cure, The Smiths, Ben Folds, Beck, Dillinger Escape Plan, 80s Television Theme Songs, Nehemiah, A Life Without, Vomit Pinata

South Park, Conan, Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, I Love The 80s on VH1, Rock N' Roll Jeopardy, Beat The Geeks, Shit On Yourself For a Dollar, Jackass, Premium Blend, Anything on Comedy Central, Kids In The Hall, The State, Judge Judy, Texas Justice, TRL

My job is to sweep up piles of failed inventions and give
it a name. Last week I swept up some dysfunctional
tools that are used to give the living room carpet a
cherry flavor. I named it Megan.... FYI: A steam
popsicle is just an ice cube with a stick in it.

I want to meet a reverse woman. She should shave her
head and eyebrows instead of her armpits, legs, and
crotch.......
IM me ladies: velcroslipnslide on aol
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