Friends

Mar 2003

Nightmare, Alaska

Town of Normal

http://profiles.friendster.com/quarex

Colene Hoose Elem School, Attended 1984 - 1904, Class of 1990
Chiddix Jr High School, Attended 1990 - 1993, Class of 1993
Normal Community High School, Attended 1993 - 1996, Class of 1996

University of Leicester, U.K., 2004-2005

Illinois State University, Attended 2005 - Present, Class of 2007, Master's Degree, Criminal Justice
University of Illinois - Urbana-Champaign, Attended 1998 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, English Literature

Student!

KFMF, CiA, TFX, also DMP's 309 Distro!

a-ha, abortions, absurdism, air conditioning, atari 800xl, atari xe, atheism, bagpipes, black metal, blasphemy, cats, celibacy, chaos, cheese, demoscene, MODs, SIDs, chiptunes, more cheese, being out of room h

Watership Down, Of Mice and Men, Jane Eyre, That Hideous Strength, On The Beach, The Ultima III Manual

The Two Towers, Fellowship of the Ring, Return of the King, Signs, American Beauty, South Park, Ghostbusters, The Iron Giant, The Sixth Sense, Gladiator, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Pi, Rear Window, BASEKetball, The Ring, Gangs of New York

Pet Shop Boys, Erasure, Overkill, Amorphis, Depeche Mode, Al Stewart, Therion, Moby, A-Ha, Gordon Lightfoot, N.E.R.D., The Moody Blues, Samael, Nick Drake, Sonata Arctica, Steely Dan, Hypocrisy, ManOwaR, Placebo, Nightwish, Bobby Vee, .MODs, .SIDs

Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, The Critic, The Tick, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Leo

If you cannot get any sort of read on me based on the rest of this moronic profile, then, well, I guess I can help summarize. I am a hulking beast (hulking, not fat) of a man whose primary goal in life is to have the absolute best time possible and take as many people along for the ride as I can. While I like to consider myself happy beyond comprehension, "happy beyond comprehension" only describes me 90% of the time. The other 10% of the time, my happiness is well within the realm of comprehensibility.

Additionally, I have spent almost two years of my life living in countries outside the United States, but tragically was never old enough to get over the "wahhh, it is too hot" aspect of my travels into the "holy fucking shit, I live in Thailand" part.

I will, iconoclastically, instead describe who I do not want to meet:

* Vegans
* Heavily materialistic individuals
* Women who spend very much time on their appearances
* People who dislike cats
* Women who like their men to be "fragile" and "mopey" instead of "POWERFUL" and "JUBILANT!"
* Paul Brooks