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"An ENGLISH-TEACHER, an hobbyist MUSICIAN, the owner of FANCY SPECTACLES, a safe and COURTEOUS..."
More about Jeff
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More About Jeff
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Schools (Other):
Horace Staples High School, Benjamin Franklin & John Marshall's College, King's College
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College/University:
Franklin & Marshall College, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, English
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Occupation:
Teacher
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Hobbies and Interests:
Great crusty Rolls, being a paragon of Virtue, GIANT SQUID and other Monsters of the Sea, fine crafts-manship, not being SHOT BY VICE-PRESIDENTS, the letter Th, President James A. Garfield's tragically short LIFE and CAREER, broad-sides, typographical Ligatures, correspondance, journeys abroad
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Favorite Books:
Mr. Joyce's ULYSSES, Mssrs. Agee & Evans's LET US NOW PRAISE FAMOUS MEN, Mr. Wouk's THE WINDS OF WAR & WAR AND REMEMBRANCE
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Favorite Movies:
Those foisted upon us by the BROTHERS COHEN, and by the inscrutable MR. KUROSAWA (of the Far East), and by MR. HITCHCOCK of England & the Colonies
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Favorite Music:
The JAZZ of the teeming cities of our Unfortunate Times, the FOLK of the rustics of the Country-side, music of the Dark Continent and the Near and Middle Easts, the BLUES of th' OPPRESS'D WORKING-MAN, the KLEZMER play'd by the HEBREWS of the LOWER EAST SIDE, &c.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show, the New-York Metropolitans, The Office, 24, Invader Zim, The British House of Commons
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
An ENGLISH-TEACHER, an hobbyist MUSICIAN, the owner of FANCY SPECTACLES, a safe and COURTEOUS Driver, of average height and not-quite regal bearing. I fancy my-self as a possessor of a curious MIND and an open HEART.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Sometimes everyone; often no-one. I would, however, like to Converse about the ARTS & our TIMES. I prefer to do this in Parlours and such-like Spaces; however, I am also enthusiastic about spending Time perambulating in the OUT-DOORS. All of these Activities, I have found (through careful and scientific Experimentation), are best partaken of in the Company of a BEAUTIFUL and CHARMING WOMAN.
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Testimonials and Comments for Jeff
Jeff always impressed me back at SHS with having an incredible knack to hear a tune and play it PERFECTLY on his bari sax...which is waaay more phallic than a bass clarinet, BTW.
about chess club, as that is the number one rule.
Of chess club. chimps in suits rule, as does john
browne! aliens forever!!
so cool i stole his room.
When he comes to the door, it's gonna be
ear-to-ear grins from wall to wall. And road trips?
Fuhgeddaboudit. Gridlock slides off this guy's
back like water on a duck. Delaware and Jersey
COMBINED are no match for his skills.
influences came from Jeff and the Dead
Kennedys mixtapes he made me at the
radio station....thanks to him, my
antisocial behavior knows no bounds...
Whorgasbord, play in New York.
Seriously, I'll never forget it. Even
after a heavy drug regimen
(http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/04/magazine/04MEMO RY.html)
moons ago, introduced me to the music
of Weird Al AND The Residents?
He also cares enough to send his
friends out to live nearby even when
you're living in the middle of an
ocean.
Obviously the world is a better place
for having Jeff!