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"I enjoy "giving the gift of laughter"... I also enjoy playing rock music for people. I also like to "Bring it on down to..."
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More About John
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Schools (Other):
rock 'n' roll university, rehab high school for the performing arts, Fun Ed
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Occupation:
entertainer
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Affiliations:
The Mr. T fan club, Veterans of Foriegn Whores
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Hobbies and Interests:
rocking, rolling, whatnot, wearing a ski mask, touching cloth, twitching, yelling "suck it!", telling drug dealers to leave me alone, bathing in virgin's blood etc.
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Favorite Books:
all books by George Pelecanos, The Man With the Gold by MR. T, The Scratch 'n' Sniff Autobiography of Frank Stallone
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Favorite Movies:
The Ninth Configuration, Fletch, Orgazmo, Pootie Tang, Fear of a Black Hat
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Favorite Music:
Magma, DEVO, Roxy Music, Prince, ELO, The Misfits, Black Sabbath, Pixies, Oblivians, The Mummies, Black Eye Busted Lip, Pink Mistake, Lubricated Goat, Ween, Killdozer
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Favorite TV Shows:
Degrassi, The Prisoner, Felicity, Reeves & Mortimer, Match Game PM, Dr. Gene Scott
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About Me:
I enjoy "giving the gift of laughter"... I also enjoy playing rock music for people. I also like to "Bring it on down to Omletteville". I love to dress up like Richard Dawson and sell buttermilk popsicles to 3rd graders. I like to shave Adidas logos in the back hair of werewolves. I have been known to enjoy a good doorknob polishing expedition, but that was before "the accident"..
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Who I Want to Meet:
Dr. Philip Woman, People who enjoy "sock fighting". People who dropped out of elementary school to work in a steel mill. People who like to eat bacon and watch The Deer Hunter on acid. People who
make their own furniture out of "ABC gum". Midgets. Mr. T,
French Germans from Spain. Anorexic fat-asses, people who like to freebase oatmeal. Naked people. People with 9 pairs of underwear on. Belgians. "Stoner-goths", The original cast of "Here's Boomer", Joey Jeremiah.
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Testimonials and Comments for John
tweezers down the toilet this morning.
then, i busted an emergency duece,
squashing my one hope of retrieval. but
after that i got to talk to john, so i'm
glad it happened!
moxie. you will see him in the "funny"
papers.
by Lisa
Twitter Chortle and Yawp!
My PeePaw is back to me!
Quaver Tweedle Coo!
My PeePaw is back to me!
john could definately play a duel roll
of both mr. drisdale and elly mae... it
would kind of be like the parent trap
except you know with a little
less "nudity" and a little more focus
on err "vittles" you know i am sure you
are thinking... here he goes down that
whole "bacon" route again but i know
that it is a little more than meat
products and
daddy/daughter/uncle/cousin "love"...
before this gets "out of control" john
i will see you at the "jalopy"
of the world into two groups, where
Group A is Mr. T, and Group B is
everyone else....
John is the coolest person in Group B.
first person to introduce me to salt and
vinegar flavored potato chips, ooohhh...
at least a decade ago. At least. For
that service I will always, always,
always count him among my friends. Plus
there's the whole Dark Messiah mind
control thing. Now, I'm not sayin' he's
forcing me to say nice things about him.
Not at all. Nope. He is the stuff of
legends. Instead of stories of how far I
walked in the snow to get to school, I
will tell my grandchildren about how
John once had an array of hot dog
weiners attached in rows to the inside
of his trench coat during a fateful
Figure Drawing class. Whether this story
is true or not, I don't know. But it's
one of my favorites. Truth doesn't
really matter where legends are concerned.
CAN'T STAND IT!