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Schools (Other):
Franklin Delano Roosevelt Elementary School
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Occupation:
Uncle
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Hobbies and Interests:
Indian food, japanese movies, I luv the 80's, and ninjas
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Favorite Books:
Harry Potter and the Half blood prince
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Favorite Movies:
The Goonies, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Star Wars
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Favorite Music:
Sublime, Charlie Brown Jr.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Office, 24, NipTuck
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I can describe who I don't want to meet:
He can roundhouse kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time...
He neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain...
He is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists..
He is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time...
It is said that looking into his eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face...
He never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth...
He always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego..
He CAN touch MC Hammer...
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris
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Fred..........I guess he can be cool
when he wants to be. : ) I myself
think he's a dork! But then again so
am I! I met him about 9 years ago
when he had this Conan the
Barbarian hairstyle going on.....I
should find a picture of him so all of
you can see just how intimidating
he can be!!! All in all, I love him
and couldn't think of a better friend
to have in my life. : )
days ago at the gym.... the scene:
the cuteness of Fred was wearing
these super tight white and black
spandex with an 80s lookin hot pink
shirt... he was in the middle of a
lunge and he was looking so hot! I
couldn't stop staring at his bulging
muscles... so I had to go up and
say something. Told him he
smelled good and we've been
together ever since! Oh yeah... and
we haven't been to the gym since.
the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get too far
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater
practicing his pick up lines...then I
ran away...BUT I came back and so glad
I did b/c he's such a fun, intelligent,
lovable guy! Not to mention his
powerful karate kick!
dragon ... you never know when its
coming..... but I got him covered like
the secret service........ so don't
mess with fred....a true loyal friend
he never leaves his wing man
different "motha." I have no doubt that
Fred and I will be friends long after
Fred Jr. throws Nas Jr. a game winning
TD pass in Fremont Football League's
2023 Chapionship game. We always give
this guy shit for being voted the "Best
All Around" back at AHS, but this guy
really does have it all...beauty,
brains, power, makes a lot of money, is
a ninja, initial BF member, has a huge
heart and laughs at all my stupid
jokes. That's my dawg! Carmex
eaaaaasssssy, NGTK, SS Raw Dawg, Stay
Gilbert.com, Fremont's Finest...
at American High. I saw the poor guy
standing by himself not knowing what
to do cuz he didnt know anyone. I
felt so bad for him, and so I decided
to talk to him (even tho I thought he
might pull a gun at me). Also, to
make a correction, Freddy drove a Ford
TEMPO back in highschool.... Everyone
who rode in it knew bout the special
sound it made whenever it made a u-
ey!!
new punk from Kennedy High with the
long-ass braided pony-tail, white t-
shirt and brown dickies!!! Oh yeah,
can't forget bout that blue Escort!!
looking, successful, and has all these
pretty girls around him all the time.
=)
Fred does have the magic stick, let me
tell you. Cool guy + stock options +
bonds = Fred.