Elyakim Deutsch

The School of Soft Knocks, Then Knocking Again, Followed by Repeated Ringing of the Doorbell

Screenwriting Math Teacher

Overeaters Anonymous, Rotary Club, The Perambulators

Film, Rare Collections of Etruscan Urns, Bowling, Principle Theorem of Transfinite Induction, Dawn

Stephen King's "The Body", A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Werewolves in Their Youth, The History of Love, Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth, Willful Creatures, Stephen King's "On Writing", Fortune and Glory, George Saunders's "Sea Oak" & "Pastoralia"

In no particular order: Fargo, The Big Lebowski, The Hudsucker Proxy, everything else by the Coen Brothers, Adaptation, everything else written by Charlie Kaufman, State and Main, everything else written by David Mamet, American Beauty, The Shawshank Redemption, Swingers, Amores Perros, Annie Hall, City of God, Sideways, Back to the Future, The Impostors, Psycho, Almost Famous, Pulp Fiction, Zero Effect, Twelve Angry Men, Memento, The Sting, Fight Club, The Truman Show, Goodfellas, When Harry Met Sally..., Primer, The Great Escape

Radiohead, Elliott Smith, The White Stripes, The Who, Coldplay, Matisyahu, Simon & Garfunkel, Carter Burwell, Supergrass, Bishop Allen, Arcade Fire

Seinfeld, Deadwood, Arrested Development, The Twilight Zone, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Six Feet Under, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Daily Show, Home Movies, Sports Night, He-Man

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