|
|
Dvl Lite
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Dvl's friends]
|
-
Interested In:
Friends
-
Member Since:
Jun 2003
-
Hometown:
NYC
-
Dvl's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/634955
-
Occupation:
Creative Director / Illustrator
-
What I enjoy doing:
Ness, Art, Music, Movies, Video Games, Food, Beer, Fun...
-
Favorite Books:
The Book Of Five Rings, 100%, Choke, House of Leaves, Shogun, Graphic Design Manual, Sin City
-
Favorite Movies:
Brotherhood of the Wolf, LA Confidential, Blade 2, Jin Roh, Spirited Away, 12 monkeys, Payback
-
Favorite Music:
Punk, Hardcore, Country, Metal, Hip-hop, anything that ROCKS!
-
Favorite TV Shows:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Queer Eye, Sea Lab 2021, The Shield, 24, Six Feet Under
|
 |
How you're connected:
| You |
 |
Dvl is in your extended network |
|
Dvl |
|
was a beautiful, sunny day and as I am
prone to do, i fell asleep with my sandwich
in my hand. When i awoke some time later, i
noticed to my dismay that a bite was missing
from my sandwich. "How could this be?", I
thought. then i pictured what could have,
no... what MUST have happened. Gnomes.
Dirty, bastard gnomes ate my sandwich.
When i think of gnomes i think of Dan... and
then i get hungry.
tattoos. Smart. An illustrator and
artist of great talent. He's got a
beautiful wife. But these are not why
his lesser do hate him. No, he is
despised because he has
overcame, like in an alchemists
most blessed dream, transformed,
his one flaw -his incredibly ugly
bottom -into one of the most brilliant
comedy devices know to man. To
whom have these sagging,
gleaming, orbs not brought a most
cherished gift (one initially of disgust,
confusion, even horror) that finally
culminates in the most uproarious
joy and laughter?!
None of us who walk this earth have
not reveled in this sight, and not
been cheered. OH NOBLE AND
FEARED ASSMEATSWE SALUTE
YOU AND YOUR MASTER--
(this is soo-not gonna be approved)
hi dan!
standing on a beach with the North Sea in
front of you. Your eyes straining against the
glare of sunlight coming off the water. Your
feet are clad in sandals and sand is getting in
between your toes. You grip your battle axe
tighter and take a long sniff of the Dan that's
sweeping down the coast. Your ears fill with
the sound of a coming Viking hoard.
music . . . rocks harder than most
people I know. He's a true friend, a
great artist and has good taste in
movies. Nuff said
He is the most talented person I know.
His beautiful art is only overshadowed
by his beautiful soul. Dan has a way of
putting people at ease-- whether it be
by making people laugh or by discussing
any random topic you can think of. He
will be world-famous one day--mark my
words.