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"Ode to myself:
I'm... really... swell.
I like havin fun. I like to chill. I like life.
I'm not a yo-boy. I..."
More about Alan
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More About Alan
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Schools (Other):
Howard High, University of Maryland, GWU
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Occupation:
For some reason they pay me a lot to surf the web.
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Affiliations:
Mike Moses, Lloyd Irvin, JCC FIGHT CLUB!
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Hobbies and Interests:
Lifting, Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, Thai Boxing, Dance, Languages, Psychology, Tech Shit, Figuring out how much religion sucks, Philosophizing, Making some serious loot along the way
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Favorite Books:
Boo-oook?
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Favorite Movies:
Of all time: The Matrix - FIRST ONE ONLY; Pulp Fiction; Die Hard; Robocop;
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Favorite Music:
deep house, DnB, breaks... OK OK OK! I listen to top 40 with Casey Casum! Damnit! :`(
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Favorite TV Shows:
Queer Eye; Seinfeld; Simpsons; Seinfeld; SNL; Seinfeld; Cops; Seinfeld; OZ; Seinfeld; Curb; Seinfeld; Daily Show
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
Ode to myself:
I'm... really... swell.
I like havin fun. I like to chill. I like life.
I'm not a yo-boy. I swear. I'm as white as white can be.
The end.
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Who I Want to Meet:
DAMN! 2 carats, Tiffany's. Price it, bitches!
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Testimonials and Comments for Alan
computer screen bursts into flames
Friendster to host a gay porn site. Way
to take advantage of the system, Alan!
haven't had any bon-bons for months!
And when'd you find time from cletis
and laura-mae to get those guns? you
should be usin them on that front yard
since it's needin some trimmin.
always a good thing... knowing how much
I like good arms.
how are the kids?
Alan wrote:
woman! don't act like you care... off
galavanting around town while im
forced to sit here drinking natty bo
in my pizza-stained wife beater while
cletis and laura-mae run around!
see, I told you, I'll live happily
ever after. :D
calm, collected, and respectable young
man, I enjoy talking shit with him on a
daily basis ... you just gotta wind him
up and watch him goooooooooo ...
coppa's call da FB....iiiiii! hehe! :o)
I jacked your ride and wha???
hehe..Well this guy is one nice
package..Funny as hell, sweet, sexy,
buff, and did I mention really funny!
He respects da ladies..which is a first
from a man :o)..But all joking
aside...He is mine and if anyone dares
to say other wise I will Brazilian Jiu-
Jitsu your arss! (which I think I gave
a good fight wink wink) !! 1 cool guy
in my book and one good cuddle bear!
hehe
gonna pump me full of his supa-love and
I'm gonna sit on my ass, eat food
that's bought with food stamps and live
happily ever after..... yay!
B-R-U-D-E-R, my brother has a
second name is C-A-N of W-H-O-O-P
A-R-S-E.