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"I Smell nice, I like to pee with the door open, I have fun
pretty much all the time. I like cooking, hustling bitches,..."
More about Alyssa
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Occupation:
Makeup artist/ Hustler
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Hobbies and Interests:
I like anything if it involves the word crap in it. Scary movies, drinking, art, animals, Courtney, girls who like girls who look like girls.
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Favorite Books:
The Story of O... Harry Potter....Fairy Tale
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Favorite Movies:
Amelie (tara was right)The Dark Crystal, Bound, But Im a cheerleader, .. Donnie Darko
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Favorite Music:
Anything really. I love all music its really whatever mood im in
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Favorite TV Shows:
Ab Fab and The Simpsons
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About Me:
I Smell nice, I like to pee with the door open, I have fun
pretty much all the time. I like cooking, hustling bitches,
Drawing and painting Im shy ( really ) I tell fabulous
stories and have a large vocabulary.I am fun to be
stupid with and I can say funny things in perfect
spanish....I dont know what else to say, we
can do shit together and have fun thats all that is
important right?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who doesnt bore me, a worthy opponent,
someone who
has a real sense of humor and can make me laugh.
Boys... we
can go drink beer together and try and pick up chicks
but Im
not going home with you. Pool players a plus.
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love love love!
now.. don't just approve this write something back
to me beetch.
its been a long long time.
Hello Mr. Sheffield ...
I love this girl like woah, like woah I do.
live with 5 girls so I jus watch TV. We still have a
plan to rob a bank, oh and your a cop you can't
read that part, it is very unsportsman-like.
beautiful, awesome girl Alyssa. I
can't wait to hang out with you more
once Michelle and I move to New York.
You are good people, really good
people.
<3
admire you- I hope you know that.
much so... that I would possibly bleed to death
from the void -if she ever left me.
paper that you get at the corner deli
when you really gotta shit but you
don't think that you can make all the
way to pathmart for the quilted stuff
without going in your pants. you know
the 50 cent per roll kind. sure you do.
let me explain the analogy, no pun
intended. alyssa is more than slightly
abrasive. initially, she'll leave you a
little chafed, but in time you get used
to her and her sandpaper-course style.
in the end, despite the abrasiveness, a
friendship with alyssa leaves one
feeling fresh and clean. just like
taking a big dump and wiping with rollo
el cheapo. your ass just gets used to
and it wipes the crap away just as good
or better than the fancy shitpaper!!!
for this she remains my favorite
lesbian.
and still enjoy you dearly. I will
visit someday, but Im too busy being a
go nowhere art loser in a parent's
basement while drinking wine from a box
and masturbating over a better life.