AlexanderZonjic

"I'm the smoothest cat you'll ever meet. My flute skills are smooth, my car's smooth, even my hair is smooth. What's..."

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Occupation:
Flutist
Hobbies and Interests:
being smooth, being the center of attention, doing rock and roll kicks during my flute solos and telling jokes.
Favorite Books:
flute lessons for dummies, the pied piper.
Favorite Movies:
flashdance. i watch it at least 5 times a week. It still makes me cry...
Favorite Music:
smooth jazz, of course.
Favorite TV Shows:
I'm too smooth to watch tv.
About Me:
I'm the smoothest cat you'll ever meet. My flute skills
are smooth, my car's smooth, even my hair is smooth.
What's especially smooth, are my special "moves" during my
performances. Oh yeah, I think I'm funny too.
Who I Want to Meet:
People who would like to show me how to play the skin
flute, and/or the meat whistle.

Reality
Posted
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

Naheedence
Posted
sometimes when i'm at home alone,
or with 2 or 3 friends, i imagine
showing AZ how to play the skin flute,
it's one of my favorite thoughts!