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"hessian, stoner, freak, burn-out, slut,coke snorting back stabbing
whore, alcoholic, loser, asshole, slut,oh did I say..."
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Occupation:
costumes
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Hobbies and Interests:
making out with Len, getting back stage @ trickster, collecting animal skins and parts, bitting toe nails, hanging at florentine gardens, listening to rodney on the rock, at least once a year I participate in the national coke off
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Favorite Books:
running with scissors, the diceman, doom fox, post office, the griffters, and more
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Favorite Movies:
anything featuring hard core moustache rides, fawn, dawson's crack
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Favorite Music:
mogwaii, death cab for cutie, pretty girls make graves, spoon, dntel, postal service, GBV
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Favorite TV Shows:
passions, days of our lives, that sex show hosted by someones grandma
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About Me:
hessian, stoner, freak, burn-out, slut,coke snorting back stabbing
whore, alcoholic, loser, asshole, slut,oh did I say slut, hose bag,
cunt, bitch,hussy,two time winner and reinning champion in the
great american coke off for the families and victims of syphilis
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who like pet monkeys.
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Testimonials and Comments for Mary
Where can I git me one o dem moustache
rides! Gick gick gick (redneck laugh)
MARY'S FAVORITE BACKYARD ACTIVITY
IS:
Lawn darts
Gardening
Summersaults / cartwheels
Bug collecting
Swimming
Fort building
Eating snacks
Beer
PICK ONE AND WRITE MARY A
TESTIMONIAL TODAY!
Much love.
Patrick
P.S.
I Vote 'all of the above' (and six times for
beer).
me when I say this....If you ever and I
mean e-v-e-r run into this girl and
she gets out her dice, a pack of card,
or asks you if you are up for a game
of truth or dare you must take her up
on it. Seriously, drop everything you
may be doing and fasten those seat
belts. You are about to have a very
very very good time.
two things go through my mind... 1)
Is this going to be one of those
games where I wind up naked
streaking the neighborhood? Or 2)
Making prank phone calls to people I
don't know. Although, neither has
happned to me yet, I have been
exposed to some of the stories... But,
if you do wind up hanging with her,
you can guarantee one of the most
fun crazy nights you'll ever have...
gazelle in my living room, flashing
her bottom at jones' patrons, making
out with jackie, or running over
bunnies just to make a handbag out
of them...mary is, trust me on this,
THE bestest whore you will ever
meet