Sarah is a big flaffy head who likes to eat spam burgers. She loves to go to the beach, but she always puts 100 block on so she never gets tan. Don't get it in your eyes, baby ho!
Honestly, Sarah is such a pop tart!
shes the extreme hot tottie. with
strawberry fillin. she makes some
funny faces (shes insane). what do
we have in common? well, for one,
we both like to talk (run this girl is a f
psycho) like loopy squirrel bikers
during pretty regular conversation.
eat pizza,,, hmm, wait a sec! this isn't
about us is it? hehe. ok her. she
(theres no hope for me, but you--)
wants you to know (you still have a
chance to live) exactly what she
means. she really reeally does.
sometimes she gets soooo eXciTeD
(you've stayed too long! please... )
she forgets to punctuate sentences.
and use apostro'phes. we love you
Sarah!! (help me)
Sarah, you sexy bastard! Did anyone ever
tell you you have beautiful teeth? Beware of
the depressed yellow midget with the clap!
Especially while baking a cake!
Sarah has been one of my closest
friends since high school. She is
someone that anyone can have fun with,
but is also a great friend to discuss
anything with as well. She is also a
great partner in crime, as our tales
from high school and the trouble we
caused could keep anyone laughing all
night ... especially because no one
would have expected it from us!!
Sarah is a great friend who would
never ditch me for a competition
boyfriend. She always cracks me up
and she invites me to watch all the
newest Meatball movies. Sarah lets
me call her every five minutes to chat
and I spend at least half of my work
week sitting on the ball by her desk. If
I could, I'd buy Sarah a bulldog for
Christmas.
After people get to know me they always say the same
thing "it's the quiet one's you've got to look out for" I think
in my case this is true. Mostly I just like going out with
my friends and having a good time.
Who I Want to Meet:
nice people who have a sarcastic sense of humor and are decent to other human beings and amimals.
shes the extreme hot tottie. with
strawberry fillin. she makes some
funny faces (shes insane). what do
we have in common? well, for one,
we both like to talk (run this girl is a f
psycho) like loopy squirrel bikers
during pretty regular conversation.
eat pizza,,, hmm, wait a sec! this isn't
about us is it? hehe. ok her. she
(theres no hope for me, but you--)
wants you to know (you still have a
chance to live) exactly what she
means. she really reeally does.
sometimes she gets soooo eXciTeD
(you've stayed too long! please... )
she forgets to punctuate sentences.
and use apostro'phes. we love you
Sarah!! (help me)
full fledged vixen who makes you have fun
even when you don't want to....a trashy great
gal....
tell you you have beautiful teeth? Beware of
the depressed yellow midget with the clap!
Especially while baking a cake!
friends since high school. She is
someone that anyone can have fun with,
but is also a great friend to discuss
anything with as well. She is also a
great partner in crime, as our tales
from high school and the trouble we
caused could keep anyone laughing all
night ... especially because no one
would have expected it from us!!
never ditch me for a competition
boyfriend. She always cracks me up
and she invites me to watch all the
newest Meatball movies. Sarah lets
me call her every five minutes to chat
and I spend at least half of my work
week sitting on the ball by her desk. If
I could, I'd buy Sarah a bulldog for
Christmas.