Jessica Trent

The College of William and Mary (alma mater of a nation)

I buy liquor for the Field Museum.

I belong to nothing.

reading, writing, theatre, riding my bike, movies, laughing at inappropriate moments, bad spelling

the Miss Mallard Mysteries; Stiff; the Official Preppy Handbook

Waiting for Guffman, Bruce Campbell Vs the Army of Darkness, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Wayne's World, Field of Dreams

I'll listen to pretty much anything that isn't country. And even then I'll make the occasional exception.

Simpsons, Daily Show, CSI, Law & Order, Arrested Development, Family Guy, anything with a list (ie: VH1 Greatest lists), Saved By the Bell reruns and the best show in the world the Golden Girls

I work in at The Field Museum of Natural History. In that museum there is an exhibit about Ancient Egypt. In that exhibit there is a section about how baboons were good pets. In that section there is a picture of a baboon. On that picture is a ridiculously large penis. Awesome.

Are you funny? Cause if you're not - don't even think about applying for the job of "Jessica's Friend" It's a very in-demand position.