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"If men knew what women laughed about, they would never have sex with us. -Erica Jong"
"Can a girl be a goofy nerd AND a sexy bitch? I say yes. I tend to remind people of Daria... and Marilyn Monroe. 'Nuff said."
More about Alyssa
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College/University:
Syracuse University, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, film art
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Occupation:
heart breaker, love taker
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Hobbies and Interests:
food and drink, fleamarkets, impulse shopping, sarcasm, wit, preserving the sanctity of grammar and language, making things, kissing, walking around naked in pearls & high heels, committing crimes of opportunity, being smarter than you, caring too much, thinking too hard, not thinking, being cranky
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Favorite Books:
Anything that sprang from Neil Gaiman's brain, Fahrenheit 451, Fear of Flying, House of Leaves, Book of Illusions, The Little Prince, Bitch magazine
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Favorite Movies:
The Graduate, American Beauty, The Thin Red Line, Sunset Boulevard, Hudsucker Proxy, Barton Fink, Inherit the Wind, Singin' in the Rain, Better Off Dead, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, anything with Cary Grant... or Gene Kelly.
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Favorite Music:
Jane's Addiction, PJ Harvey, Modest Mouse, Portishead, The Magnetic Fields, Death Cab, Postal Service, Tori Amos, The Clash, The Smiths, Morphine, Joni Mitchell, Radiohead, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Bad Religion, Sleater-Kinney. Essentially, anything not lousy.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show, Adult Swim, Home Movies, Columbo, CSI
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
Can a girl be a goofy nerd AND a sexy bitch? I say yes. I tend to remind people of Daria... and Marilyn Monroe. 'Nuff said.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I like smart men with good goals and good manners who smell nice. If you like sushi, books, and/or own a motorcycle, so much the better.
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a high school yearbook, but I am gonna
write this one like a Eulogy cause it
fits and Alyssa does like big words.
Alyssa was a hell of a dedicated, fun,
sarcastic and sassy firball of a
women... Literally when she engulfed
into flames after being attacked by
wild bunnies as she decended 3000 feet
to the earth falling from the world's
first NASA sponsered Hot Air balloon.
She went out with dignity Chancellor's
medal that creates extreme envy
around her neck and all.
I actually hope she is with us all for
many years to come.. now it sounds
like a toast at a Birthday Party..
anyway. Dont go changin Alyssa,
you're great.
sheep, Alyssa is cooler than us,
crueller than us, smarter than us,
sharper than us, and has a veritable
genius for artfully unbuttoning her
decolletage that Horace would
call 'simplex munditiis' but that we
would call just plain cool. That said,
why does she stoop to conquer amidst
the dive bars and all-night diners of
Poughkeepsie? Let us not ask; let us
merely bask, humbly, in the awe and the
mystery ... and buy her drinks when she
demands.
one of the few people who can make
me laugh so hard that cheeks start to
hurt. I must reunite with her, my
laughing has been minimal these
days.
school war clan. Along with many a Shaw
dining hall lunch session, we shared a love of
making fun of things, and a hatred for those
things we made fun of. Especially the road-
choad monstrosity that is Montsweag!!
around with her in her head. Apart from
words, she's also keen on taking you
out to dinner and making you pay, in
either order. A side of ham, she's
direct, honest, and very outspoken. A
master of verbal repartee and a lovable
goof! That's Alyssa in a nutshell. But
wait, there's more! Look into it.