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      • Phoebe
      • Posted
      • everyone keeps saying how intimidatingly smart
        anna is and how they are honored to have met
        her. maybe she's taken some classes since i
        hung out with her, because back in the day she
        wasn't nearly as impressive. we drank in parking
        lots, sucked all of the propellant out of the
        whipped creams at work, fell in the snow, and
        slutted around town. good times is good times but
        sucking your way into a book deal in LA doesn't
        make you a genius....
      • Ryan
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      • Anna Lotto is smart, pretty and nice.
        I'm not sure 100%, cause I've only hung
        out with her twice. What I do know is
        she likes shaving, writing, sleeping, and
        crying. It must be true because thats
        what her profile says. Unless shes
        lying?
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • anna can not only drink you under the
        table, but she can mac-and-cheese you
        under the table.

        i don't recommend that you try it.

        inevitably, she will say something which
        will cause at least 3 annie's shells
        adorned with white chedder cheese to fly
        out of your nose.

        and yes, it hurts.
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • Hi nanners. i miss you . i can't wait to
        see you in 2 weeks. see ya in the bed.
        latraa
      • Leah
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      • Anna, soror, who else can so dominate
        a conversation despite being 3000
        miles away? I don't know how often I
        find myself taulking and realize that I am
        only repeating stories and punchlines
        that my sister has made funny. I
        recently spent a good week entertaining
        a whole island of people with the
        phrase 'retarded monkey child' alone.
        How is one supposed to compare to
        this? There are challenges in life, but
        none match up to the expectant pause
        when people realize you are Anna
        Lotto's sister ... thankfully, Anna has
        provided me with a list of brilliant
        remarks to fill the void.
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • Anna whines a lot. "Why don't I have
        any more testimonials?", "Why don't I
        ever get time off work?", "Why does my
        boyfriend hit me?", "Why does my pee
        burn?" Shut the fuck up already.
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • anna likes little chocolate chip
        cookies. fresh and all. she also likes
        to eat baguettes, drink wine, and write
        notes. i couldn't have had a better
        note-writing, ballad-quoting, latin-
        quiz-cheating pal in high school. who
        knew we'd both head west, run a
        marathon in dublin together, and pursue
        our writing (albeit in differing
        capacities). i'm funny, but anna's
        funnier. she can take my fabulous idea
        and turn it into the funniest darn
        onion headline you ever heard. check
        her out, ya hear?
      • Christie
      • Posted
      • Anna is an A+ - with or without a
        curve. In a town filled with crazy, fake
        people - Anna is the real deal...it
        doesn't hurt that she is hilarious and
        eternally entertaining, as well. Now if
        only she still dotted her i's with
        ecstacy, we would be in business!
      • Michelle
      • Posted
      • Anna introduced me to my husband.
        She also introduced me to pretty
        much every other guy I've hooked up
        with since college. She is
        intimidatingly funny, bitingly honest,
        and literally the only person I've ever
        spent 72 hours straight with without
        ever noticing the time. I think our
        bond stems from growing up
        listening to Fly 92. If you don't know
        what Fly 92 is, that's okay. Fly 92
        loves you anyway. Anna is the kind
        of best friend who can make you
        laugh until your pain is so far
        forgotten that you go buy shoes. To
        Anna, the grass is always greener in
        Pittsfield, even during winter. And for
        that, I think of her as the best friend I
        never meant to find in L.A. She is at
        the other end of the phone, the other
        end of an email, the other end of the
        couch, whenever you need her. She
        might also take away the clothes that
        are too small for you so you don't
        have to think about them anymore.
        Thanks Anna. I love you ever ever
        much...
      • Sylvie
      • Posted
      • I really want to talk to Anna about
        hermit island because she will be able
        to put into words how lovely it is. And
        I love her.

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