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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Fremont
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Company:
ABI
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Henry's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/641487
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College/University:
California State University - San Jose State University, Attended 1999 - Present, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Mechanical Engineering
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Occupation:
M.E. @ SJSU
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Affiliations:
I belong to nobody!
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What I enjoy doing:
Hardcore auto enthusiast, bodybuilding (when will Ronnie lose?), learning to play new songs on the guitar, attempting to mix, video games, alcohol, hanging out, pr0n, and all that other good shit.
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Favorite Books:
The New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding, Tuesdays with Morrie, Malcom 10.
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Favorite Movies:
Movies are cool.
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Favorite Music:
I'll tell you what I don't like, and that's country!
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Favorite TV Shows:
TV is nice.
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About Me:
Yea, I went to prison...Shiett...
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who looks almost identical to me. I know you're out there...
Oh yeah, also Arnold "The Oak" during his 6th or 7th Mr. O win.
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But don't let his looks fool you, he
won't rescue you if you were drowning or
save you with his heroic talking car.
me...mainly because i can't drift yet
and because he shaves his head which
makes him more aerodynamic.
life. One is drift like those Japanese
drivers and the other is waste my food
at the BBQ of the Year.
Henry is blowin up. Henry,
or "Henndawg" as we call him, is
America's hot new R&B sensation. And
ladies, he's single.
rizzle dizzle and whatever izzles you
can think of...the most mainstream guy
i know...haha...just playing. Henry is
a cool guy and good friend but he will
always be 2 fast and 2 furious for me
cause he likes to act a fool (drifting
as he turns the corner in receiving)
Henry is known to all on thirsty
thursdays as Hank the tank. This is
mainly because nothing rhymes with
henry, and it's much funner to chant
Hank the Tank. He also has an S13 which
is temporarily over mine. This isn't
supposed to have happened because I've
had mine for a longer time. But since
he's hank the tank, i'll let him have
his 15 minutes of fame.
The end.
you know it, hes long gone. All of the
racers out there heard of him, but he
was just left as a myth. You know the
myth? are you sure? The myth so scary
the racers wouldnt dare tell their
children? It all started when one of
the street racers up in 38th street
lost to one of the other racers. This
jealous racer couldnt stand it, so he
KEYED this other racer's 240sx.. oh
yes... VERY BAD MOVE... next thing you
know, he was never heard of again....
gone... poof... 10 days later he was
found under the seas kissing the
fishes.... the cops found out he was
literally "drifted" over 357 times. I
dont want to see a dead man like that
again... and then this 240 owner killed
his family, his parents, his parent's
friends... his parent's house dog...
even his plumber and cable guy... and
he leaves the area.. burning all their
houses... and every house around it...
even their cars...(volvos too) even the
local indian owned liquor store...only
leaving a tire drift streaks on the
lonely road... thank god this guy is on
our side... DONT PISS HENRY OFF!!!
one thing, Henry's Grandmother is the
world-reknown and universally-feared
Lady Dragon! Lady Dragon is the
Chinese Triad's deadliest
assassin/biological humanoid weapon
that is said to have leveled an entire
city population in 5 minutes! Try to
spray her with your Uzi and she
sommersaults forward and stabs a pair
of explosive chopsticks through your
eyes and your head explodes! In fact,
this 80-year-old assassin is so
deadly, it has rubbed off onto Henry
himself as Henry is also known as "The
Silent Assassin". If he doesn't like
you, you will be silently struck by
his 240SX and drifted over by his
amazing technique. Speaking of amazing
technique, it is said that if you
touch his blessed helmet, your skills
as a street racer dramatically
increases! He has been known to cure
some ricers of their disease and
stupidity! Also, some Bay Area boaters
have reported seeing a gunmetal 240
drift over the Bay Area ocean! That is
him! Henry! The one who will bring
balance to the drift!
for being Chinese. He is going to
become the next big thing in R&B
history as far as I'm concerned. Boyz
II Henn fo' lyfe! *starts c-walking*
called BoyzIIHenn. He likes singing
about love in the rain with his shirt
off at girls windows. In fact, that's
how all his music videos are. His
bandmates also look and dress like him.
And ladies, you're in luck cause he's
single! (This might also apply to gay
men too). Haha just kidding. Henry is a
great guy who likes to stay at your
house and steal food!