dan and i met over spring break 2000 at a
club in tijuana. we both couldn't afford cabo
or rosarito but still wanted to party (yeah!).
he got sick kissing a mechanical bull and
needed someone to hold his hair back while
he puked (back then he had a braided tail).
In return for nursing him dan gave me his
friendship. everytime i eat a burrito i think of
our latin extravaganza. cheers dan.
august 13th, 2003, dan predicted both
the supermarket and transit strikes.
dan has an oustanding knowledge of
economics and a thirst for socio-
political relations. checks and
balances indeed! i'm glad i get to
work with such a brillant scholar at
circuit city. see ya at work buddy!
So if you're reading this and you're a
complete stranger trying to decide
whether or not to be Dan's friend based
on my experience, then I say go ahead
and click yes. Dan's been there for me
through thick and thin, always ready to
listen, always clever, and never too
far away from a zombie reference.
Dan's taken my written comedy and made
it take flight on stage, but that's
nothing compared to what he can
improvise from scratch. What more can
I say? I'm proud to call Dan my friend.
How can one describe Dan? He's one of
the smartest, talentedest, most
geniune people I know, but he still
won't tell me the secret to his
success. I think he sold his soul to
the devil or something. I mean, how
else can you explain his ability to
create artistic masterpieces on the
back of a Bob's Big Boy napkin at 2 in
the morning after a long hard night of
watching movies. This dude is one of
my best buds and will stay that way as
far as I'm concerned.
Heya! Pigs are pigs. No apologies
there. Saying that anyone who calls a
cop a pig is a gang member resonates
about as long as saying people with
pagers and cell phones are drug
dealers. I'm not the only one who
doesn't feel police officers are my
friends, not by a longshot. Warning
Oster: your words are looking to get
you a suspension. Oh yeah, but really,
the Keefer joke gets FUNNIER everytime
I hear it. Just one of those things
that NEVER gets old . . . . Thin ice,
there, buddy.
dan and i haven't talked in a long time. he's
probably busy with his other wives. this is
my creative way of telling him i hope he's
having a super time.
I can put it as simply as this: Dan is
by far the wittiest person I have ever
met. No contest. His synapses must
have some kind of alien
neurotransmitters zipping along,
because it's almost superhuman. Hmm...
come to think of it, Dan IS really into
comic books and superheroes and the
such....
retarded.
Oh. OH!
club in tijuana. we both couldn't afford cabo
or rosarito but still wanted to party (yeah!).
he got sick kissing a mechanical bull and
needed someone to hold his hair back while
he puked (back then he had a braided tail).
In return for nursing him dan gave me his
friendship. everytime i eat a burrito i think of
our latin extravaganza. cheers dan.
the supermarket and transit strikes.
dan has an oustanding knowledge of
economics and a thirst for socio-
political relations. checks and
balances indeed! i'm glad i get to
work with such a brillant scholar at
circuit city. see ya at work buddy!
complete stranger trying to decide
whether or not to be Dan's friend based
on my experience, then I say go ahead
and click yes. Dan's been there for me
through thick and thin, always ready to
listen, always clever, and never too
far away from a zombie reference.
Dan's taken my written comedy and made
it take flight on stage, but that's
nothing compared to what he can
improvise from scratch. What more can
I say? I'm proud to call Dan my friend.
the smartest, talentedest, most
geniune people I know, but he still
won't tell me the secret to his
success. I think he sold his soul to
the devil or something. I mean, how
else can you explain his ability to
create artistic masterpieces on the
back of a Bob's Big Boy napkin at 2 in
the morning after a long hard night of
watching movies. This dude is one of
my best buds and will stay that way as
far as I'm concerned.
there. Saying that anyone who calls a
cop a pig is a gang member resonates
about as long as saying people with
pagers and cell phones are drug
dealers. I'm not the only one who
doesn't feel police officers are my
friends, not by a longshot. Warning
Oster: your words are looking to get
you a suspension. Oh yeah, but really,
the Keefer joke gets FUNNIER everytime
I hear it. Just one of those things
that NEVER gets old . . . . Thin ice,
there, buddy.
probably busy with his other wives. this is
my creative way of telling him i hope he's
having a super time.
by far the wittiest person I have ever
met. No contest. His synapses must
have some kind of alien
neurotransmitters zipping along,
because it's almost superhuman. Hmm...
come to think of it, Dan IS really into
comic books and superheroes and the
such....
Dan's a funny guy.
the Stratego-type Lord of the Rings
game... and for that, I'll be ever
grateful.